Last Day in 2009

Hi Loves,

So today is the last day of 2009. One more day until 2010 ! I am crossing my fingers that this day goes by smoothly for me. Because to be honest 2009 was not a bad year for me. 2007 was the year from the fiery pits of hell that I am still recovering from.

However, the last couple of weeks make me want to die of embarassment. Basically what I feels like the curse of embarrassing moments started around the week of Christmas. I don't know what it is about me, but I have a knack for putting myself in embarrassing situations. This makes me question what 2010 will be about.

Take last night for example. The biggest pervert of a contractor who I would never want to see me taking a whizz................. you guessed it............walked in on me. I had to go so bad, and because of that I forgot to lock the door, and it was late at night. Usually no one is around.

And I can't even tell you the rest of it because you would have to be a woman to appreciate the rest of the story. But the point is, he slowly opened the door. I get the feeling he was trying to get a closer look although I can't prove it under oath. All I remember is yelling at him to stop looking at me. He opened the door real slow. You think that if he didn't really know if someone in there that he would knock first ? Well he didn't.

This is the contractor who has the "no fat chicks" license plate border on his car while he is real fat himself and looks like the type you'd see a plumber's crack from. Last person on earth I would want to have to see in the bathroom.

And I feel violated. I used to chat with him while I was doing my patrols. Now I don't even want to look at him and do everything to avoid him.

Anyway, yesterday I mentioned how my friend Ashleigh introduced me to the video I showed. Well, she introduced me to this one first, and one of my readers mentioned it and it brought back memories.

I loved Justin Timberlake best when he was  in N Sync. I think he's better in a boy band or doing a duet with someone. And what better way than for him to sing with another man about his junk in a box ?

So that is all for now my little chocolate kisses !

Why I have friends................

Hello My Little Chocolate Kisses !

I admit it, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed and my hair is frizzy as hell right now. I don't feel like taming it today. I also  feel like my uterus is about to fall out ! It's just one of those days where some chick behind me could click her shoes too hard when she walks or someone could breathe too hard and it would bother me.

I am also nervous about the upcoming new year. I can't believe I will turn 30 that year ! You know how you imagine your life ? You try to plan it out as best you can but at some point you stop thinking about what will happen. My planning stops after I turn 30. It's not that I think I will die. I think I will live past 30 (great-grandma lived till 102). It's just that I don't know what to fill in the blanks after 30. My mind draws a blank. It will be new territory for me because I am so used to my twenties which have been filled with excitement, adventure, pain, and a whole lot of self-inflicted stupidity.

OMG, I look back and can't realize some of the things I wore, said or did that I was truly convinced was a good idea. Luckily most of those people have moved on (college or life got in the way) or live in other countries so the chances of them forgetting are pretty high. Anyway, I don't know if I will somehow wise up after 30 or grow up a little more, or if I will start actually acheiving my bigges goals. I guess part of me wants it to remain a mystery.

So anywho, I am getting off track here.............

I was talking about why I have friends. Yes, I have friends for many reasons. One of them being that they introduce me to new things.

Take my Mama Cita Ashleigh for example. She sent me this video. The tune is so catchy that I now have it on my iPod. My favorite part was the Justin Timberlake cameo.

What would I ever do without Ashleigh ?

Anyway, here you go my loves..............

The Sexy Six

Hello Kittens !

Today marks my 6th anniversay here in blogland ! I first started just after I turned 23 and now I just turned 29. So much has happened in my life and I've accomplished things, but my biggest hopes and dreams have yet to come true. I have yet to actually fall in love (I have never been in love) or find a job in my field.

Anyway, because it's my 6th year up here, I will tell you six sexy things about me. Well, not really. But I will talk about my preferences about the opposite gender or whatever I feel like telling you.

1.) My favorite features on a man are broad shoulders and nice pectoral muscles.

2.) My top two compliments from men have been on my eyes and my smile.

3.) I have never run into anyone I've dated in the past. You know, like bump into while you're out shopping or on a date with someone else. That's my dating karma, and I say it's quite good !

4.) I believe that men should be the hunters and ask women out. I may support equal pay, but that doesn't mean that I don't want to be treated like a lady.

5.) I still believe in the institution of marraige and I don't think it's just a piece of paper. Any man that tells me otherwise is not for me.

6.) I think it's sexy when a man is in touch with his heritage and invites me to be a part of it. I know my roots, I speak the language, and I like it when men know where they come from.

7.) BONUS: I blog about ripped hunks all the time for Hump Day Hotness, but the truth is that I have way more chemistry with intelligent men. Men that are a little on the nerdy side. I suck at math, so I like men that are good at math.

8.) ONE MORE: I don't believe men should groom themselves as much as women. I prefer them to be rough and more rugged. No metrosexual bullcrap. And no smelling like an Abercrombie and Fitch store.

That is all for now, and no offense to you if you do wear Abercrombie and Fitch !

It Takes A Man To Use It !

Hello There My Little Chemicals............

My friend sent this to me a couple of years ago, even though I don't have a coin purse. Due to my twisted sense of humor, I laughed my ass of when I saw this, and I still do.

Back To Reality

Hello There My Little Belgian Waffles,

So I am back home ! I decided that I will blog a little while I am waiting for my face mask to dry.

I had a wonderful time with my family on Christmas. Every time I go to my grandma's house, I usually see different old pictures on display. The most recent was of my great-grandmother volunteering with the American Red Cross. My grandma was telling me stories about how "granny" always volunteered for the Red Cross and the church.

Granny lived to be 102. Unfortunately, I didn't get to know her very well. I would visit with her and talk to her, but when I knew her, she was in a chair all the time, and I didn't get to know her as the rest of my family knew her. She was definitely a strong woman that everyone looked up to.

She passed away when I was 15, but how much can you really absorb as a teen ? It was nice for my grandma to fill in the blanks. My grandma was telling me how she met my great-grandpa, and how she loved only him and wouldn't even consider looking at another man after he passed away.

Other than spending time with the family, I spent some time at the beach and took some pictures, which I will be posting in my photo blog. I also watched a lot of TV and caught up on the reading (The Lost Symbol).

So the new year is coming up, and I already have my resolutions. I posted them in my private blog, but the number one goal that I can not ignore is to find a new job in my field. That definitely needs to happen. Either that or I will die trying. I am no longer afraid of rejection. Okay, maybe I am a little, but I will fake it until I make it.

2009 was not a bad year for me (Knock on wood, I still have about 4 days left). Unless anything drastic happens in the next four days I managed to keep it together this year and actually make progress. I got my paralegal certificate, which was definitely a step in the right direction. And unless something happens at work in the next four days, I managed to stay employed too.

I don't know what 2010 will be like, but I am cautiously optimistic. I hope for some new changes in the right direction.