Sunday, February 13, 2011

Senorita's Siete

What's Up My Little Doves ?

1.) I almost got run over today by a tow truck while crossing the road. The light turned green for me to cross the road, and the douchelord behind the wheel saw me cross and stayed put to let me pass. Then as I was walking through, he started driving and as I was getting closer to the other side, so did he and he wasn't slowing down and nearly clipped me. Had I not jumped out of the way, he would've hit me. And everyone across the street got to witness the foolery. As he was driving me away, he looked at me like I was crazy. Unbelievable.

2.) Today I got together with the girls in my dance troupe and we worked on sewing costumes. I can't sew for shit, and my only task was to sew velvet over my bra. Total fail. I kept sticking myself with pins, and the bra looks like something a 5 year old would put together. However, after trying it on, I realized that it would be okay in the end because half of it will be under a vest. Not bad for first try.

3.) I fell of the workout bandwagon for the past week and I totally feel it. I attempted the gym for a half hour today and it was rougher than normal. Oh well, I will have to try again tomorrow.

4.) Last week I spent a lot of money on Estee Lauder products. I usually buy drugstore makeup, but I will splurge on foundation or brushes.

5.) I love collecting luxury handbags. I have scored a free Gucci bag from a friend, a cheap Coach bag from a second hand shop among a few others. I am always on the lookout.

6.) I can't wait to watch the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion tonight

7.) I desperately need a vacation.



11 comments:

* Ashleigh * said...

Miss you mamacita!! Another vacation already?! I wish I could take one :(

Just telling it like it is said...

don't be so hard on yourself...now about that vaca...Dallas is a wonderful place to visit...lots of big portions of good... I'm here if you want to couch surf....

Riot Kitty said...

I hate drivers who nearly hit you and than act like it's your fault. WTF?

Organic Meatbag said...

Happy Valentines Day, S! Mucho, mucho besitos and thrusts!!

Anonymous said...

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mac said...

Hey, you finally got the Boycott guy! You are a lucky girl!


Irf the bra thing doesn't work out, give me a shout. I wil offer you my patented "manual support system". Protection is assured ;-)

dadshouse said...

After being rear-ended and having to get around on foot and beach-cruiser bike, I can't tell you how many times I've almost been hit recently. It's like people in their cars HAVE TO GET THERE NOW and the rest of us better get the f*** out of their way.

BamaTrav said...

As for #7. Head east.

Danielle said...

I had so much to say and then I read that boycot comment! Now, ...nada. Ugg

the eternal list said...

velvet over my bra...i've been meditating on that for hours now

Red Shoes said...

I'm going to boycott goofballs that boycott American women... he's probably a loser anyway... :op

I hope your move was a smooth one...
:o)

~shoesies~