Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Jury Duty and Smut

Hello There My Little Peeps,

How are you doing loves ?

I am gonna keep this short because I need to get to bed, but I wanna let you know that despite my strong desire to be a recluse, I have been reading some of your blogs. Please forgive me for being such a lousy blog friend. I fully intend to make my rounds soon.

Okay, so enough ass kissing, let me fill you in on the latest................

1.) Doing taxes blows. It really sucks huge whale ass and dinosaur dong. And to add insult to injury, I am getting waaaay less in my refund than last year. Uncle Sam is really bending me over without even a kiss after. :(

2.) What else........ Ah yes, today I went to pick up my mail from my old roommate's house and I got two pieces of mail. Can you guess what I got ? Anyone ?

I got a notice for jury duty and smut. Pretty nice combo, huh ? I got my jury duty notice less than a year ago, and now I got another one.

Then I got smut in a red envelope. On the return address it had "X rated pictures" and some P.O. Box, and when I opened it up, there were cheap 8x10 black and white printouts of some nasty graphic shit. There was no 800 number to call, no advertisement, so to speak, so I wondered what the reason for that was. I swear, I thought my old roommate played a prank on me so I left him with the pictures. We both did have a laugh because the people in those pics looked like the chicks in Girls Gone Wild but 30 years and 50 pounds later.

Fun times, I tell you. And now I must go to bed.

Besitos !

9 comments:

PorkStar said...

I don't have anything to do with that, you know I would have sent you high quality smut instead, not geriatric fetish.

Sucks huge whale ass LMFAO

BamaTrav said...

bummer

Riot Kitty said...

Jury duty and smut! Mr. RK says he is disappointed...we never get smut in the mail. :)

Red Shoes said...

LMAO @ jury duty and smut...

Oddly enough,That makes TONS of cosmic sense!!!

How's jury duty coming along??

~shoes~

mac said...

You're quite the lucky lady. I have to seek out my smut ;-)

Paul Nichols said...

You're lucky. The only unsolicited smut we get comes from the Democratic Party and AARP.

Jimmy's Journal said...

I abhor jury duty but, you'll excuse the expression, I'm always up for a little smut.

Jimmy

Fireblossom said...

Oh sure, blame the mail for everything! ;-)

H said...

How old school to use the mail to get porn to your attention, hell all you have to do is bounce around the blogs and you'll get your fill.

Now go to bed, get some rest and get better