Saturday, November 13, 2010

Insulting People is Delicious !

So What's Up My Little Chocolate Chips ?

How are ya ?

My week was busy, but I did go out with my Mama Cita Ashleigh on Wednesday and we had a bitch fest. We ate fried food, dessert, and I had a nice pomogranate mojito with mint and sugar. I don't really care for pomogranate, but it was good in that drink !

Anywhooters, enough chitchat because I want to talk about insulting people...............

So as you know, "twat waffle" is my favorite insult to hurl at someone. For instance, when I am behind the wheel and some ass clown drives waaay to slow, or cuts me off, I like to honk my horn and call that person a twat waffle.

So I was discussing this with a coworker and he concluded that in order to be creative with insults you take a sexual or taboo organ and pair that with a dessert or pastry. And to make it really stick, use the derogatory form of the organ.

Hence....... twat waffle.

While practicing this together, we came up with "taint twinkie."

Ooh........... how about ass clown ?

Just kidding, that was to see if you were paying attention..............

Some other delicious insults I've heard.............

Cunt muffin
nipple cake
fruit cake

Now you try, and please feel free to share with the class.

Besitos !

21 comments:

Charlene said...

People who act like ass holes, hollar ass hole in the privacy of my automobile. If a person acts like a bitch, I scream that. I ignore other people I'm standing in front of.

Riot Kitty said...

I personally like asshat.

Big Mark 243 said...

I have used 'cunt muffin' since I began 'muff diving'.

'A$$hat is cool. I heard and seen folks use that one. You are pretty creative when it comes to nicknaming your readers..!

The nitty-gritty tales of a housewife said...

Hi, just stopping by, it's being a while....had being quiet busy myself...missed a lot i see...yeah, the curses sound delicious but in Nigeria, they are meant to be PAINFUL!...*laughs*.

Ryan Russell said...

Cock donut.

Senorita said...

I heart my readers !

Ryan, will you marry me ?

Cathy said...

Pickle-sucking prick always works when I forget my neighbor's name.

Shadowdancer said...

How about: Dingleberry Muffin?

Irredento Urbanita said...

lol, thank you for the advices. I like the phrase "fruit cake", you can call in that way if you want.

Regards and besitos :P

Valery

[Barcelona Daily Photo]

KrippledWarrior said...

CHEESE DICK HAS BEEN A LONG TIME FAV.

AND PECKER NECK.

Just telling it like it is said...

how about muff burger?

Organic Meatbag said...

Glazed penis twist!

K said...

I am working with using Fanny Flan in the office today at some point. x

H said...

Hows this "Foreskin licker"
or "pancake tits"

this is fun

Red Shoes said...

LMAO...

I like 'twat waffle'... I'm going to try to use it as much as I can this week and work it into my vocabulary...

Rhut rho... "pickle-sucking prick' may work its way in as well... LMAO!!!

It's not a pastry, but I enjoy the phrase, 'throat latch licker'...

Dayum.. I ALWAYS learn something useful here!!! :oD

~shoesies~

dadshouse said...

Ass clown is hilarious. Twat waffle is perfect from your mouth, but I wouldn't say it in front of my kids!

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Some of these are very creative!!!

Scarlet Ily said...

LOL @ Cathy's comment. :D

Candice said...

How about asshole souffle, butt pringle, chocolate clit cookie, scrot biscuit?

ISRAEL CARRASCO said...

In L.A they called skanks "Scrapas" which I always found funny.

mac said...

fucknutz