Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Yes, I am nasty, and it runs in the family

Hello There my Little Buttered Muffins !

So what's up ? How is your week ?

Guess what ? I turn the Dirty 30 at the end of this month. OMG, I hope it's fabulous that's all I have to say ! My twenties have been a mix of ups and downs, a LOT has happened, and I hope that life will be kinder in the next decade.

Some people have asked me about my sign. I am not a scorpio. I am a sassy sagitarrius ! I was due Nov 20th, so I was due in the scorpio timeframe, but I was born a sag. I love my sign and am true to it 100%. I love to travel, I am a bad liar, I always put my foot in my mouth but hate hurting others' feelings and I have to know the truth even if it kills me.

Although, part of the scorpio is with me. I don't hold grudges too often, but when I do decide to fight, I can hold a Scorpio grudge like the best of them. But that is rare.

Anywhooters, enough talking about me because I want to post something nasty. I've been looking at my past postings, and I thought " My Lord, I am a twisted girl "!

And today is no different, my little buttery treats. And you should know that I am not the only dirty bird in my family.

Take this for example......... My brother posted this on his Facebook. I laughed my fucking ass off ! If you find people saying "cocksucker" over and over hilarious, then this is for you. But the ending is the best ! A happy ending in my book !

Ooh, and before I go, here is something my dad forwarded to me. He rarely ever gets speechless, but this did it for him. This was found on the Smoking Gun. I laughed my ass off so hard, I couldn't fucking believe this shit even happened !

NOVEMBER 16--The West Virginia woman who last month pulled a knife on two men and announced, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat,” pleaded guilty today to assault and was sentenced to 90 days in jail.

During an appearance this morning in Jackson County Magistrate Court, Melissa Lee Williams, 41, also received a 90-day suspended sentence and was ordered to pay $185.80 in court costs, according to a plea form. Williams, pictured in the mug shot at left, is currently in custody at the South Central Regional Jail.

Williams was arrested last month following a bizarre incident at the 77 Motor Inn, where she was living at the time. According to an October 22 Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report--excerpted here--Williams waved a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct (one of the men was Danny Williams, her estranged husband).

Deputies reported that Williams, who was living four doors down from Danny Williams, showed up at his residence and asked him and another man to “eat my pussy.” While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request,” according to Deputy Ross Mellinger.

However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” As a result, Watson “declined to proceed any further.”

At this point, Melissa Williams “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then uttered a line that has since ricocheted across the Internet: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived at the motor inn, he discovered Williams “nude from the waist down and sitting in a living room chair.” He also noted that “all subjects appeared to be intoxicated and smelled badly of an alcoholic beverage.” (3 pages)

This is the woman with the nasty pootang ! Would you want to get near her bits ? I didn't think so !

Well my loves, I would love to stick around and chat more about cocksuckers and nasty pussy, but I do have to get to the gym.

Besitos !


Riot Kitty said...

Wow, I'm glad I didn't read that story before dinner.

Happy almost b.day! Everything just gets better after 30. Don't let anyone tell you differently ;)

Charlene said...

I started my business the year I turned 30!

I don't understand why when a man is presented with something he states he is willing to eat and finds it not clean he doesn't just wash it! I mean double showers are supposed to be fun. As I read the article she hadn't pulled the knife at that point!

Anonymous said...

OMGOMGOMGOMG! Hahahaha! That's just wrong and so flipping funny.

YAY! Your b'day is approaching soon!

Big Mark 243 said...

Ugh!! I mean, even white trash have standards!!

In short, your astrological sign and your character adds up to 'sweetheart' in my book!! Take care and enjoy your birthday!!

Red Shoes said...

Cock sucker? Why would someone wanna suck on a rooster? That amazes the Phuck out of me!!!

Sweets... you are turning 30? Things are just about to get great!!! Trust me on that one!!!

Happy Approaching Birthday!!!!


LL Cool Joe said...

She must have been desperate for it!

Physically I've been 30, but mentally I'm not there yet.

mac said...

That Cocksucker had a nasty pussy...maybe that's why she was a cock sucker???

Happy Birth Day, nasty girl :-)

Memphis Steve said...

Well, it's good to learn that I'm not the only man who ever had a crazy woman wave a knife at him and demand some pussy eatin' commence. So did I catch the story right and they all live in a motel, like Earl Hickey? Say it ain't so!

Choleesa said...


that is fantastic!

30 will be spectacular.........I swear

Shadowdancer said...

I'm just surprised that someone hasn't tried to blame Obama for that woman's problem. It seems that everything else wrong in the world is his fault.

Anonymous said...

Hey lady! You have an awardy-ward waiting for you over on my blog! ;D

KrippledWarrior said...

30??? You're still a child. Don't "HOPE" for a better decade. Grab life by the throat and "MAKE" it a better decade.

Just telling it like it is said...

Go figures she's from West Virgina...were they family that she held up...hahahah
Happy Birthday Beautiful...I know your 30 will be better...Mine are

H said...

30 is the new 20.
OMG instead of the knife some soap and a shave probably would have help more (funny)

Anonymous said...

I'm sure that woman smells just as bad as she looks. :o(

Organic Meatbag said...

I love it, S! And you know I enjoy talking about dirty things too...stuff like ding dongs, nutsacks, lady va-hoo-hoos, boobies, penis butter, cincinnati bowties, making the sex, and my favorite: thrusting!
In honor of your birthday, I will be sure to randomly thrust throughout the day and make my floppy stuff flop! Hahahaha!

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Ok that was disgusting. lol

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I remember turning 30. A little tough to swallow, but then you just start rejoicing that you're not 40.

K said...

Yes you are indeed a twisted woman. That's why I like you so much !
As for the Cocksucker that writes the scripts I think they need to extend their vocab a bit, but it was good for a laugh.
Would anyone munch the rug of that of the lovely lady? Probably this is why she resorted to drastic measures.

Jimmy's Journal said...

I'm unsure of my sign. It's some where between Aries and Taurus, so I'm on the cusp. I wander if that makes me a Clitaurus?


Lulú said...

You're still young and beautiful. I didn't like my 30s all that much, but my 40s are wonderful! :)

PS - I can't believe that made the news. Now THAT's nasty!

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday in advance...& lo at the eat my pussy joke.