Sunday, December 5, 2010

Out of the cave and back onto the internetz............

Hello There My Little Egg Nog Lattes !

So what's up ? Miss me ?

Just a little warning in advance, I may take this blog private for a couple of weeks, so if you see that my blog is private, it will only be temporary. Long story short, I got interviewed for an article in a newspaper, and my other two blogs will remain public, but not this one. I don't want my boss to somehow end up here.

Sorry I've been MIA. I have just felt uninspired to write lately. Since I last posted, I celebrated Thanksgiving with my family and my 30th bday on November 30th. I am very thankful that I got to see my grandparents again, and I will be going up to see them for Christmas hopefully.

I drove up to see my family with my brother. He kinda lives in the 'hood so when I pulled up to his place and waited for him, I saw a thuggish looking guy hop over the fence behind the construction outhouse, into his brokedown car from the eighties with rims and him and his homies pulled right up next to me to hit on me. The sped up and real fast and pulled up next to me (I thought they were gonna shoot me the way they were driving and looking at me) and asked me if I had a boyfriend. when one of the guys smiled at me, he had no teeth. The car smelled like it was burning, and they guys smelled like weed, cigarettes and booze.

Driving up with my brother was interesting because he had to pee, and I mistakenly passed the last gas station for a while. So looking for a spot on the side of the road for him to piss was pretty interesting. He kept singing songs of how he had to pee, and sang "The Hills Are Alive" from the sound of music, except that the hills were alive with the stream from his pee pee. He managed to crack me up.

A couple of other interesting things happened during that trip....... My uncle sat in a pile of cat hair on my dad's bed and I helped him vacum his pants. It was awkward, but it would have been worse watching him try and use it on himself.

Also on the way back, we almost got into a carcrash because it was raining and my tire hit some oil or something. I tried to brake, but realized that my car wasn't going to stop and I swerved into the next lane. Somehow by the grace of God, there was no one in that lane next to us, especially since the highway was crowded. Luckily I didn't freak out and slam on the breaks, I somehow calmly let the car swerve and brought it back into the lane. I don't know how we got through that, but we did and I am so thankful we make it back safely.

My birthday was a nice one. I had dinner with my coworkers and then after work, my friends took me out. I hope that 30 will be kinder to me. And over the weekend my friend took me to the hookah lounge two blocks from my house to go for a hookah smoke. It was a lot of fun. The flavor we smoked was called "after sex" and it was real interesting telling our server what we order. Kinda got a wink out of him. But you know what ? That flavor was delicious.

Did you know that my blog will be turning 7 by the end of the month ?

Time to log off for now. I will be reading your bloggies and commenting............

Besitos !

18 comments:

ISRAEL CARRASCO said...

Feliz Cumpleanos. Hope you had fun.

Jessica said...

I was thinking about you on the 30th; glad you had a nice b-day.

H said...

Wow, that sounds scary, no teeth, be carefull, I don't want you to get hurt.... and happy birthday

The nitty-gritty tales of a housewife said...

First....happy 30th birthday in arrears....

Second....glad you went with your brother to spend the day with your grand parents....

Third....I thank GOD for HIS MERCIES for saving you from the accident.

Fourthly...Happy 7th blogvesary.

p.s....the 'hood' means ghetto right?...& the guy without teeth cracked me up.

congratulations & goodluck in your interview....didn't know you had 2 other blogs.

PorkStar said...

Good that you enjoy thanksgiving and your birthday hun. Had I been in that car with you and your brother I would have made the chorus and sang good ol' pee pee songs : )

Lulú said...

Seven years?? You have me beat! I hope you remember me when you go private.

PS - Happy Birthday once again! I hope your 30s are magical and love filled!!

Riot Kitty said...

Hey, happy birthday! Life just gets better after 30. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

Seven years is a long time to be blogging! I hope to have that much material...

* Ashleigh * said...

Which newspaper? Also you got sushi dinner from your bff for your bday ;) Thanks Capital 1!

Mama Zen said...

Happy belated Birthday!

mac said...

30 will be good for you, I'm sure.

Girls turn into women after 30. I'm sure you'll be a good one ;-)


I can't say as I blame the boys in the hood. You are a handsome woman!

Danielle said...

I am so glad that you had a nice Birthday! Sounds like an interesting week.

dadshouse said...

Happy b-day! And congrats on the interview. Will you point us to it?

Candice said...

Good luck with the job interview!

Oh, and happy belated birthday!

Red Shoes said...

Happy Late Birthday!

No.. wait...

Happy Birthday Late!!

No... wait...

Late Happy Birthday!!!

Fuk... you know what I mean... :o)

Good luck on the interviews!! I know you will knock them out!!

~shoesies~

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

I'm glad you guys managed to avoid an accident and that you have a nice time with your family!

Oh , by the way...way belated birthday!!!

Memphis Steve said...

Hey happy birthday, Thug Girlfriend! I hope 30 rocks for you.

LL Cool Joe said...

For some reason some of the blogs that I follow don't show up in my reader, yours was one of them!

I'm really pleased to hear that you are safe and sound after your near car accident, that sounds scary.

And a belated happy birthday!

Just telling it like it is said...

Happy birthday...Congrads you are a wonderful writer...don't be gone to long...Merry Christmas