Thursday, April 21, 2011

Interesting.........................

What's Up My Little Daffodils ?

So I wanted to have a little chitty chat about weird things I saw or thought about...............

1.) The other day I was walking by the UPS Store, a place where you can rent a mail box or ship your stuff. They had an ad up that read " Your Package, Your Decision". How could that not register to the people in the marketing department ? I could just picture some douchebag guy like this turning down some larger girls saying "No Fatties ! My Package, My Decision !"



Wow.... Will you just look at that ! Ya think he remembered to lift up his moobage in the shower? Nothing more disgusting that that furry mound of old musty man flesh collecting bacteria.

2.) I picked up my eyedrops, and I learned they are called Lotemax. It is a liquid steroid to reduce the inflammation in my eyes. So if I am being a moody bitch, I can just tell them all to give me a break because MY EYES ARE ON FUCKING STERIODS, BITCHES !!

3.) On my way to Safeway, I saw some guy with a unibrow. Similar to this:

I just wanted to put a hot strip of wax between his eyes and yank it with all of my might.

Anywhoosies, enough pondering for now.

Besitos !!!

11 comments:

Jessica said...

You crack me up.

Organic Meatbag said...

Oh, please tell me I don't look like that guy *I pull off my shirt in a most alluring way*...hahahah

LL Cool Joe said...

Wow I'm not sure what looks worse, his boobs or the girls. :D

Thanks for the laugh! :D

Shadowdancer said...

Well, looking at those two skanks, I can think that there is nothing more disgusting than their furry mounds of musty old female flesh collecting bacteria. Meat curtains anyone?

H said...

Funny post.

I think that "old dude" is following Charlie Sheen's example.

CC said...

Why'd you have to put that picture of that old dude up. Eww. And I don't get the men and the unibrow thing. How can they not know it's not cute? Men like that deserve hairy non leg/armpit shaving women!

Red Shoes said...

I am glad I don't have manboobage...

LOLOLOL...

I so love your posts!!!

~shoesies~

mac said...

All real men have a unibrow ;-)


The man with Moobs could be worse !

Riot Kitty said...

"Your package, your decision" - I would have pissed my pants laughing about that one...

Candice said...

Unibrows annoy me as well. Especially on children. Eeek!

BamaTrav said...

Just think of the dingleberries hanging out of his nasty ass crack.