Saturday, April 30, 2011

My Dad Wanted Me to Post........

What's Up My Little Peeps ?

So what's up ? Miss me ? After I am done posting, I will be making my rounds on your bloggies because that's what bloggy friends do.......... Even though I have been reading, I've been a little lazy on the commenting. Like for example, my BFF Ashleigh's blog......

So my Old Man e-mailed me and told me to update my blog because he is tired of looking at the picture in the post below. You know, that one of the greasy dude with his open heavage or shall I say greasy moobies. So to appease him, I will post other pics......

Is it wrong that I find this hilarious ?


Is it disturbing that even though there is a huge front butt in the picture that I still think that the chocolate chip cookie looks good ?

And if you eat too many cookies, you won't just have a front butt problem. This could also become a reality.........


I mean, seriously...... What the fucking FUCK ? Look, I know that weight can creep up on you over time. I think we've all been there, and then one day you have a serious "oh Hell no" moment when looking in the mirror.

But for some people that moment never comes. Even if your BACK FAT hangs over your mom jeans. I don't think that she tied that herself, so whoever tied the strings together did her a HUGE disservice by even allowing her to walk out of the house. Or maybe that person was mad at her. I guess we will never know.

But, when life hands you lemons, you gotta make lemonade right ? Or shall I say, when life hands you an extra pair of titties (even when they are on your back like that) you gotta make an extra glass of milk ! I guess what I am trying to say, is that there is always a bright side to things. The glass CAN be half full.

Allow me to elaborate.............

1.) This woman can be some man's fantasy........ Men love boobs !! Now men can have titties in their faces at different angles. The man in front of her ? No problem ! The man behind her ? No sweat ! Definitely a crowd  pleaser.

2.) With TWO pairs of titties, now she has a greater chance of detecting breast cancer. She can get two mammograms. One from the front and one from the back. Painful ? Yes ! But better earlier detection makes it all worth it.

3.) One guy said it best. He said that this is great for a guy because now he can finally can titty-Fu** a girl while she is laying on her stomach.

So that is all for now my little babies !

Besitos !!!!

13 comments:

Shadowdancer said...

Those look like butterfly wings made out of meat.

* Ashleigh * said...

Hey, glad to see you updated :)

That back fat pic is GROSS! How is that even possible?!?! Makes me want to do push ups

Hope all is well! I'm in SJ starting Mon night; wanna do something on Tues night? Let me know!

LL Cool Joe said...

I think I preferred your last set of photos. :D Not by much though. :D

Organic Meatbag said...

Let's just hope that we never have to see assback thrusting! heheheh

Anonymous said...

weird post for your dad

Big Mark 243 said...

LOL @ Shadowdancer!!

Riot Kitty said...

I think that picture has been photoshopped...what does your dad think of your blog? Mine reads it but only when I send him links, thank God.

H said...

This is one of your funniest post EVER.

Yes I have missed you. Missed you at my blog too.

The back fat, nasty man, nasty.
But to following with your logic that you have boobs on the back, with that amount of fat, you will also have to vagina's in the front, the obvious one and the belly button.

Ahhh thats just wrong.

BamaTrav said...

I vomited.

-E- said...

surely that's just an artefact of the shirt she's wearing.

CC said...

that is so wrong. where do these people come from?

Ibhade said...

ewwwwww! is she for real?

or photo-shopped?

jeez!

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

LOL!! That picture is killing me!