Hi Kittens !
So yesterday I went out with Ashleigh to dinner and then to the movies. Then we did the usual and gossiped about boys.
I am such a lightweight and I got tipsy after one drink. I haven't had a drink in such a long time. It put me in such a better mood though. I suddenly felt like I could talk to anyone, lol.
We also saw the movie, The Ugly Truth with Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler.
In the film, there were two men after her, a hot doctor, and Gerard Butler's character, a TV personality.
Hot choices. But if it were me, would I take a hot, well manicured doctor, or someone who looks like Gerard Butler ?
I would take Gerard Butler any day and gladly pack the doctor's bags. The doc was hot, but his eyebrows were neatly shaped, and it looked like he waxed his chest, and he wore preppy clothes. He could be almost be Abacrombie's bitch. I prefer the masculine look any day.
Gerard Butler is hot ! All man with a dirty sense of humor. He has huge biceps and could toss you across the room.
One thing he said in the move............ You want a relationship ? Get a treadmill !
I am gonna go work out now, lol.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
Spread the Love !!
Hello Kittens !
My friend and fellow blogger Porkstar nominated me for an award on my sidebar, JUGS, which stands for Just Us Guys. He probably nominated me for two reasons:
1.) I can talk like a guy. I don't have an adam's apple, a deep voice or bulge in my pants. But I do have the mouth of a sailor when I want to. I have offended people at restaurants and at the hairdressers (my hairdresser loved it) You can thank my dad for that. My mom is the polar opposite. She is more conservative, and used to flinch when I said a single dirty word. But somehow she loves and reads my blogs. Yay to my mom !
2.) I have big jugs.
In Porky's blog, he wrote ten things about himself that we probably didn't know. So in honor, of him, I will do my ten things.........................
1.) I don't like iphones or Blackberrys. I would prefer a regular phone any day. I also think bluetooths are recockulous. It makes people look like they are talking to themselves, which is even douchier.
2.) I have lived in Barcelona for one year and in Austria once for 6 months and another time for the summer. I speak Spanish and German.
3.) One of my pet peeves on mens' personals is bad spelling, all caps, bad punctuation, or all three. If I see abuse on all that, I just won't bother.
4.) I may get flamed for this, but I believe in living separately until marriage. I would not live with a boyfriend until we married. Nothing wrong with people who do, but I prefer not to.
5.) I am seriously thinking about going to Egypt to take lessons under my favorite teacher.
6.) I wish I could trade my US passport for an EU passport so I could live by my family in Austria.
7.) I don't dream of buying my own house with a white picket fence, I would rather take all that money and travel the world.
8.) I love studying the law, and think many good attorneys out there get thrown in with the bad ones.
9.) I hate the European Union, and feel that the EU has caused a lot of countries to lose a lot of their culture.
10.) I used to wonder why I didn't get married and why I am still single. I look back and thank God I am still single, as I haven't learned a lot of my lessons until this year.
My friend and fellow blogger Porkstar nominated me for an award on my sidebar, JUGS, which stands for Just Us Guys. He probably nominated me for two reasons:
1.) I can talk like a guy. I don't have an adam's apple, a deep voice or bulge in my pants. But I do have the mouth of a sailor when I want to. I have offended people at restaurants and at the hairdressers (my hairdresser loved it) You can thank my dad for that. My mom is the polar opposite. She is more conservative, and used to flinch when I said a single dirty word. But somehow she loves and reads my blogs. Yay to my mom !
2.) I have big jugs.
In Porky's blog, he wrote ten things about himself that we probably didn't know. So in honor, of him, I will do my ten things.........................
1.) I don't like iphones or Blackberrys. I would prefer a regular phone any day. I also think bluetooths are recockulous. It makes people look like they are talking to themselves, which is even douchier.
2.) I have lived in Barcelona for one year and in Austria once for 6 months and another time for the summer. I speak Spanish and German.
3.) One of my pet peeves on mens' personals is bad spelling, all caps, bad punctuation, or all three. If I see abuse on all that, I just won't bother.
4.) I may get flamed for this, but I believe in living separately until marriage. I would not live with a boyfriend until we married. Nothing wrong with people who do, but I prefer not to.
5.) I am seriously thinking about going to Egypt to take lessons under my favorite teacher.
6.) I wish I could trade my US passport for an EU passport so I could live by my family in Austria.
7.) I don't dream of buying my own house with a white picket fence, I would rather take all that money and travel the world.
8.) I love studying the law, and think many good attorneys out there get thrown in with the bad ones.
9.) I hate the European Union, and feel that the EU has caused a lot of countries to lose a lot of their culture.
10.) I used to wonder why I didn't get married and why I am still single. I look back and thank God I am still single, as I haven't learned a lot of my lessons until this year.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Hippy Love Dude By Ocean In Line to Fu** You...........
Hi Kitties,
Here in the SF Bay, there are more men than women. Therefore, men need to stand out and make themselves different from the rest. Our douche du jour below is trying to tell us how different he is.
My rule of thumb which hasn't steered me wrong is this: If a man tells me that he's not like the other guy's I've met, it usually means one of three things or maybe all three:
1.) He's just more offensive or obnoxious than the others
2.) He's unique..... just like everyone else.
3.) He has low self esteem
The good men that I've had the pleasure of knowing never tried to convince me that they're better than the rest. They just were.
Anywhore, ad is below, with my "manslation" in bold.
TITLE: All Men are Not the Same 37 y/o
Reply to: pers-nxqun-1304735938@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-08-03, 9:59PM
Hi -
I'm attractive, I'm in good shape. I have a few dents from a few sports my nuts have gotten stomped on a few times , but I'm alright. Tan, flinty-eyed, positive, educated. Village-minded I'm the village idiot & globally aware I drive a Prius and shop at Whole Foods, clean, active, exploratory I want to explore your naughty parts, safe. I don't have any dietary limitations, I don't see a doctor and don't have a need and I may give you an STD, I'm high functioning and laying low. I'm not trouble, not in trouble, and I'd like you and I to start some trouble together Insert cliche sexual innuendo here. How's that for a social invite? Would you like to see my penis now ?
I've noticed that as I've aged and my hairline receded I have seen in myself and in others that the mind opens, looks fade as mine sure are, more things are possible with greater confidence and experience blah blah blah.... There was a time when I dated only older women I tried to bang my older landlady in exchange for cheaper rent... then it shifted to only younger what can I say, I had an early midlife crises... I no longer focus on the numbers as I can no longer afford to be picky. Women like me; I'm a keeper My mommy loves me. Pets like me also I can bark like a dog and sniff my ass. I'm totally comfortable in a suit or in a T-shirt - although I'm most comfortable nude I hope you don't have nice furniture, as it will be exposed to my nutsack and hairy bunghole.
In your message to me, tell me what you need. There are 100 postings from guys who want to fuck you. I stand in line as number 101.
And I want to fuck you, too (Am I a mind reader or what ?) . As a woman, that's available pretty much everywhere for you. I get that. There's a difference here I will be asking you to ignore my small penis and focus on my award winning personality instead.
I need an intelligent, attractive, conversational, sexual SLUTTY, unattached woman near my age range and in the general Santa Cruz area Hippy Love ! to join me to check out new and favorite places along the CA coast. Let's trade photos together and let's get something on the calendar.
Smiling,
Here in the SF Bay, there are more men than women. Therefore, men need to stand out and make themselves different from the rest. Our douche du jour below is trying to tell us how different he is.
My rule of thumb which hasn't steered me wrong is this: If a man tells me that he's not like the other guy's I've met, it usually means one of three things or maybe all three:
1.) He's just more offensive or obnoxious than the others
2.) He's unique..... just like everyone else.
3.) He has low self esteem
The good men that I've had the pleasure of knowing never tried to convince me that they're better than the rest. They just were.
Anywhore, ad is below, with my "manslation" in bold.
TITLE: All Men are Not the Same 37 y/o
Reply to: pers-nxqun-1304735938@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-08-03, 9:59PM
Hi -
I'm attractive, I'm in good shape. I have a few dents from a few sports my nuts have gotten stomped on a few times , but I'm alright. Tan, flinty-eyed, positive, educated. Village-minded I'm the village idiot & globally aware I drive a Prius and shop at Whole Foods, clean, active, exploratory I want to explore your naughty parts, safe. I don't have any dietary limitations, I don't see a doctor and don't have a need and I may give you an STD, I'm high functioning and laying low. I'm not trouble, not in trouble, and I'd like you and I to start some trouble together Insert cliche sexual innuendo here. How's that for a social invite? Would you like to see my penis now ?
I've noticed that as I've aged and my hairline receded I have seen in myself and in others that the mind opens, looks fade as mine sure are, more things are possible with greater confidence and experience blah blah blah.... There was a time when I dated only older women I tried to bang my older landlady in exchange for cheaper rent... then it shifted to only younger what can I say, I had an early midlife crises... I no longer focus on the numbers as I can no longer afford to be picky. Women like me; I'm a keeper My mommy loves me. Pets like me also I can bark like a dog and sniff my ass. I'm totally comfortable in a suit or in a T-shirt - although I'm most comfortable nude I hope you don't have nice furniture, as it will be exposed to my nutsack and hairy bunghole.
In your message to me, tell me what you need. There are 100 postings from guys who want to fuck you. I stand in line as number 101.
And I want to fuck you, too (Am I a mind reader or what ?) . As a woman, that's available pretty much everywhere for you. I get that. There's a difference here I will be asking you to ignore my small penis and focus on my award winning personality instead.
I need an intelligent, attractive, conversational, sexual SLUTTY, unattached woman near my age range and in the general Santa Cruz area Hippy Love ! to join me to check out new and favorite places along the CA coast. Let's trade photos together and let's get something on the calendar.
Smiling,
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
A Bellydancer's Post
Hello Again,
So I was contacted by a ghost from the past............... my friend Mary, who taught me how to dance with a sword. I am forever grateful to her for teaching me how to dance with a sword, because not only are there so few sword dancers around, but good luck in finding one to teach you. Anyway, she recently had a baby and other than me going to her baby shower, we haven't talked much.
She learned sword dance from my first teacher, Zahra who went by the name Jewel. Jewel was from Egypt and introduced us to everything: finger zymbals, the drums, cane dancing, double veil dancing, the candleabra, costumes, the sword etc............. She sold me my first professional bellydance costume, which I still have.
Jewel drilled us hard, and with no AC in her house during the summer, and we were better dancers for it.
We lost contact with Jewel because she literally had mental problems, lashed out against all of us, and we all quit one by one. But I still think about her when I dance, and would still put up with her bs for her to teach me again. Mary and I both would, we still talk about her. When I danced under her, maybe my choreography wasn't as strong, but people responded better to me, and one man, a flamenco dancer told me watching me dance made him fall in love with me. The same man who introduced me to my favorite Spanish restaurant and Santana Row when it was first built. He is long gone in Spain.
Anyway, Mary called me because she wanted a bellydance tape from me, so I went to storage and searched through the old VHS tapes Jewel sold me. Bellydance is popular now, and many people are interested in it thanks to Shakira, but when I started in 2002, which isn't even that long ago, it was still hard to find a good dancer or dance DVDs or dance accessories. So I had to settle for the bad quality VHS tapes she sold me and overcharged me for.
It was funny watching the tapes, because the stuff on it was from the late eighties, early nineties, and the women teaching the moves were wearing those awful eighties fashions and had bad perms.
There was one woman teaching us how to stretch. She was wearing this shiny nude body suit with a bad perm. She had a good body, but with her hairdo, it looked like you'd find her on a brochure for a Great Expectations ad from the early nineties (which I used to get randomly mailed as a kid).
Anyway, she was teaching us how to stretch while doing the splits, and when she was doing the splits, you could kinda see through that suit a little, and it was bad. But I was so busy laughing at her fashion sense that I didn't realize that hey, I should take her advice, and learn something. While that bad body suit is outdated the moves are not.
I also watched old video clips from Egypt of the old legends performing. That was a treat. I almost forgot I had those, they were clips from I would say the 60s or 70s. Old Bellydance Legends that slowly disappeared after the government started cracking down on it, in some cases even paying dancers to stop dancing.
I also watched a clip of the famous dancer Egyptian Lucy, who dances in Cairo, Egypt. She gave the interview back in the 1980s and while I was busy laughing at her perm and talking about "western rock music" like Michael Jackson, I still really love her interview.
Being a bellydancer in Egypt is no easy feat, and looked down as mainly lower class. Especially since the conservative government is cracking down on it. Many poor women twenty years ago and maybe even today dreamed of making it out of their poor neighborhood, and as a bellydancer in night clubs, nice hotels and high-class weddings.
In conclusion, there is a huge bellydance scene here in my area. Lots of teachers, lots of costumes, lots of new bellydance styles, lots of articles written about it, almost anything you could think of.
But things that are hard to find...........
- A traditional Egyptian dancer (luckily we do have one in our area) as most dancers here have no connection to Egypt. My old teacher, Zahra is long gone and the house she used to teach from is no longer hers.
- A good sword dancer to teach you moves
-Bellydance legends, you have to go to Egypt to see that. Once in a blue moon they travel out here, but rarely. Although last September I did meet Tito, who is Egyptian as they come, no English and he was fasting for Ramadan during our lesson. My picture with him is pasted above to the right. Best teacher ever.
Anyway, I am holding onto these tapes until they fade out.
Bellydance is a huge part of who I am as a happy person. I like to write about my experiences because I enjoy going back through the blog and reading about it as time passes by. It has opened me up to staying in shape, learning about the history of the dance, new cultures, and meeting new people. I've tried to learn other forms of dance like Latin Dance, and while I love it, I always find myself going back to putting my coin belt and dance shoes on for another shimmy.
P.S: The pictures above are of me, but the one on the right with the lady in the blue costume is Lucy. You can click on it to get a larger view. She is a class act all around, to me.
The girl in the picture with me with the navy blue dress is my friend Mary after we danced at her friend's wedding. She taught me to sword dance, dulled down my new sword so I wouldn't slice myself, and her mother made a beautiful cover for it. She taught me the importance of sword dancing like I am a diva and God's gift to audiences everywhere on stage, because without confidence, your audience won't stay engaged.
Somehow by the grace of God I had a little tan going on, as I used to work outdoors in car rental.
Okay, that is all for now. I will write more bellydance stories from time to time.
Married Man Attempts Wittiness to Get Into Your Pants
Good Morning Kittens !
As you know, Craigslist is a haven for married dudes on the prowl for pussy. Basically, there is a huge supply of frustrated, underlaid, complaining married dudes and not enough available women willing to satisfy them all.
So our prize below decided that he should be wittier than the rest of the bunch. My "manslation" is in bold.
Title: Married man SALE ! ! ! - Limited time offer !!! - :) Limited meaning until the wifey finds out
Reply to: pers-69bkx-1304647583@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-08-03, 8:29PM
For immediate Sale. Please do me immediately.
One married man, slightly used but ready for an affair. If interested, please inquire.
Details:
Quantity: 1 Until the wife walks in on us, then you will be dealing with her too.
Gender: Male. Wanna see my penis ? I have a webcam....
Model: Caucasian.
Height: 6'1" Notice I didn't mention my weight. For all you know you could be banging a fat married dude.
Eyes: Big Blue eyes.
Hair: Brown with a receding hairline.
Age: 37
Accessories: With baggage. I will be talking about the wife so much, it'll be like you're dating her too.
Special skills: Puts toilet seat down after use. Decent cook that is a lie, and smells good :)
Training: Self-cleaning I lick my own balls, will open doors for you.
Personality: fun, funny, good listener, loyal. I promise I won't cheat on you with my wife ;) ;)
Known defects: Falls asleep if made to watch life time channel :) What is it with these douchebag smiles after lame remarks ????????
Runs on: Takeout, Italian food, and plain old cheese burgers. Basically sweet cheeks, we'll be eating fast food after sex, because I really don't cook, and I don't want others to see us at restaurants. Plus I will ask you to pay for the takeout because I'm a broke married man.
Compatible with: Female models of various makes and models. I can't be too picky so please have two tits and a heart beat.
Known allergies: Mean and smelly people. Cheating on my wife doesn't count as mean, and my shit doesn't stink either. Sometimes I forget to flush in the bathroom.
Movies: All types I will even watch the Notebook with you as long as you blow me after.
Dinner: preferably with the opposite sex
Languages: English but I don't mind if you come in other languages................
Sex: LOVE IT, and I'm GREAT! Plus a big PLEASER :) You know that's a lie, because obviously the wife isn't even interested in me.
Programmable: yes
Condition: Great
Price: best offer Will bang anyone............
As you know, Craigslist is a haven for married dudes on the prowl for pussy. Basically, there is a huge supply of frustrated, underlaid, complaining married dudes and not enough available women willing to satisfy them all.
So our prize below decided that he should be wittier than the rest of the bunch. My "manslation" is in bold.
Title: Married man SALE ! ! ! - Limited time offer !!! - :) Limited meaning until the wifey finds out
Reply to: pers-69bkx-1304647583@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-08-03, 8:29PM
For immediate Sale. Please do me immediately.
One married man, slightly used but ready for an affair. If interested, please inquire.
Details:
Quantity: 1 Until the wife walks in on us, then you will be dealing with her too.
Gender: Male. Wanna see my penis ? I have a webcam....
Model: Caucasian.
Height: 6'1" Notice I didn't mention my weight. For all you know you could be banging a fat married dude.
Eyes: Big Blue eyes.
Hair: Brown with a receding hairline.
Age: 37
Accessories: With baggage. I will be talking about the wife so much, it'll be like you're dating her too.
Special skills: Puts toilet seat down after use. Decent cook that is a lie, and smells good :)
Training: Self-cleaning I lick my own balls, will open doors for you.
Personality: fun, funny, good listener, loyal. I promise I won't cheat on you with my wife ;) ;)
Known defects: Falls asleep if made to watch life time channel :) What is it with these douchebag smiles after lame remarks ????????
Runs on: Takeout, Italian food, and plain old cheese burgers. Basically sweet cheeks, we'll be eating fast food after sex, because I really don't cook, and I don't want others to see us at restaurants. Plus I will ask you to pay for the takeout because I'm a broke married man.
Compatible with: Female models of various makes and models. I can't be too picky so please have two tits and a heart beat.
Known allergies: Mean and smelly people. Cheating on my wife doesn't count as mean, and my shit doesn't stink either. Sometimes I forget to flush in the bathroom.
Movies: All types I will even watch the Notebook with you as long as you blow me after.
Dinner: preferably with the opposite sex
Languages: English but I don't mind if you come in other languages................
Sex: LOVE IT, and I'm GREAT! Plus a big PLEASER :) You know that's a lie, because obviously the wife isn't even interested in me.
Programmable: yes
Condition: Great
Price: best offer Will bang anyone............
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