Do you work with this guy ?

Hi Loves,

When I worked at Red Lobster as a server, I worked with a guy like this. Okay, not as bad, but I can see the resemblance.

Office douchebags are stationed in every office across America.

I got this from YouTube under Reckless Tortuga. I am a fan of his other stuff too.

If a pic is worth 1000 words, I have 5000 words for you

Hello My Kittens,

I swear to baby Jesus, you just can NOT make this shit up. This man is alive and resides here in my area. And he is on the prowl for some pootang. Any takers ?

I'm sure the pictures speak for themselves as to what a complete pantywaste this man is.

But wouldn't you like to hear what comes out of his mouth ? I thought that you would never ask.........

I am a self made man, from the school of hard knocks, no college education, I started my business when I was 16 & and had to sacrifice a lot of the things that most people see as second nature (Art, Music, Culture, Current Events, traveling, Reality TV etc) I know nothing about any of these things.I honestly believe the old saying, "behind every great man, there is a great woman. (And/or a surprised mother-in-law.)I know I have greatness in me, but I have had a hard time extracting it. I have a little money, but I don't equate greatness to financial success, although it does help. From an outsider's view, I look extremely materialistic, pretentious & shallow, but by nature I am not. The only reason I worked so hard to accumulate so many things was so I could have the best potential chance of getting my dream girl, that I would be proud to call the mother of my children.Most women I meet asks me the same question, "Why aren't you married or in a relationship, you are like the perfect man?"They tell me, “You're too good to be true,” & all they can think of is, "he is good looking, funny, charming, and has everything. He is probably married. He could have any woman he wants, so I better sabotage this relationship before I get hurt." So they never truly give the relationship a chance. I had a girl tell me, "I miss you terribly, what are you doing to me, I need to distance myself from you." All in the same sentence. It is very frustrating. I am a very honest, loyal and faithful person. I am not the type of man that thinks the grass is always greener some place else. I am very grateful for what God has given me and I know he could take it all away from me in a second.I love a woman who thinks she Gods gift to mankind. If she doesn't, most likely I won't either.I love an intelligent woman. I'd like to meet a woman that can push me to the next level. I want to get to the 8 figure net worth figure, but so far it has evaded me.

I have an idea. I think that this prize and our Mc Donald's pervo featured below should get together and become gay lovers.

“Smart, sexy, gentleman looking 4U”

No Joke, that was this man's headline and he's pushing 40.

What a way for him to sell himself: Just grab Ronald McDonald's hair and step on his crotch. How attractive.

So not sexy, and his outfit is NOT smart at all.

He looks like a used car salesman that wears Hawaiian shirts to work on casual Fridays. He also looks like the type that would try to cop a feel in the back of the used car he'd be selling.

Something also tells me he's probably married.

My profile on Yahoo Personals

Hello Lovelies,

So I've been getting a little tired of Craigslist personals, and mosied on over to Yahoo Personals. Found some interesting ads over there, with more pictures. Pictures are worth over 1000 words.

Since I can't look at profiles without a profile, I created my very own in a way that no one would want to respond. For starters, I didn't include my picture. Then on top of that in my "about me" column, I stated that my body type was "large" but that I was looking for an athletic guy. I also said that I like to smoke, drink, I have a high school education, but I wanted a man that didn't smoke and had at least a college education.

Since I had to include a paragraph about myself, I included the following:

Title: Bigger Cushion for the Better Pushin'

i am a simple gurl just lookin 4 the man of my life 2 rescue me and make me feel speshal r u that man ? i am a big baby gurl, lookin for my boo....... i can handle a lot of lovin' but can you handle me ? there is alott of me to handle, baby, it takes a strong man.the economee sux, im broke and bored most of the day, but maybee u can comeover and i'll provide the a-a-a-a-a-alchohol !hit me back lets get this party started....holla !

It worked, no responses.

It looked better in the commercial

Hi Loves,

So McDonalds has been offering new hot mochas with whipped cream and chocolate syrup drizzled on top. I've been salivating over those ads for months. Since they've been offering free sample sizes every Monday, I finally decided to give it a whirl today in effort to get off my ass and out of the house. So I drove to my neighborhood McDonalds and ordered one.

Other than the whipped cream, I did not like it. Now I know that the burgers in the McDonalds ads look glorious when in reality it looks like you're eating shit patties. But I was really holding out for the hot mochas to be really tasty.

Big let down.

I occasionally like to take a stroll over to Starbucks and fork over $4 for a hot latte with whipped cream. But in effort to spend less dough, I was thinking about downgrading to McDonalds mochas for my occasional treat.

Not gonna happen. I am such a Starbucks whore, and I think I will continue to hold the torch for them. I will gladly fork over the $4.

My favorite is the cinamon dolce latte with soy milk and whipped cream. I've been drinking the same thing for years. Once in a very blue moon I will get the caramel frappuccino.

McDonalds ads can be like internet dating sometimes, where you see this picture of a really hot dude, and you're so excited to meet. Then when you meet, you find out that there was a reason the pictures were only of his face at a certain angle with a baseball cap on.