Wednesday, July 29, 2009

My profile on Yahoo Personals

Hello Lovelies,

So I've been getting a little tired of Craigslist personals, and mosied on over to Yahoo Personals. Found some interesting ads over there, with more pictures. Pictures are worth over 1000 words.

Since I can't look at profiles without a profile, I created my very own in a way that no one would want to respond. For starters, I didn't include my picture. Then on top of that in my "about me" column, I stated that my body type was "large" but that I was looking for an athletic guy. I also said that I like to smoke, drink, I have a high school education, but I wanted a man that didn't smoke and had at least a college education.

Since I had to include a paragraph about myself, I included the following:

Title: Bigger Cushion for the Better Pushin'

i am a simple gurl just lookin 4 the man of my life 2 rescue me and make me feel speshal r u that man ? i am a big baby gurl, lookin for my boo....... i can handle a lot of lovin' but can you handle me ? there is alott of me to handle, baby, it takes a strong man.the economee sux, im broke and bored most of the day, but maybee u can comeover and i'll provide the a-a-a-a-a-alchohol !hit me back lets get this party started....holla !

It worked, no responses.


Angela said...

I had to laugh so hard I was literally rolling on the floor!

Funniest profile I ever read. Come to think of it, funniest thing I ever came across on this here computer!

Thanks for the humor.....
(just thought about it again)

Big Mark 243 said...

Tee- freakin' hee!!