I present to you the douche of the day, "manslations" are in bold as usual.
Title: DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE INTO HAVING FUN !/ 40 y/o
Reply to: email@example.comDate: 2009-07-18, 6:25PM
OK - You passed the test ! You are both rebelious and fun ! I don't follow directions well, either Not only will you have to stop for directions, you will have to drive the car. Hugs not drugs ! Hippy love I love to cook, and watch movies. I am low maintenance, and I love to laugh ! I figure if I sound like a chick, I can bang one faster. I can relate to a group of drug addicts better than I can relate to a group of wine tasters. No really, I used to be in rehab. I'd rather watch movies than sports All that pot turned me into a lazy sloth. I can feel alone while being surrounded by a group of people because people are tired of my behaviour and leave me alone to talk to the voices I hear. I think of sex 80% of my day as I have a sizeable porn collection. My drummer thinks I'm odd, and strange, not because I think of sex all the time, but because, well I'm not sure exactly why it's because I tried to show him my penis. I take it as a compliment but he surely didn't. I am a loyal friend, a good cook, fun, and once I let you into my life, I wear my heart on my sleeve I will latch on to you and never let go because you will be all I have, my cooking is barely tolerable. I'm told I'm handsome thats what I thought I heard while I was flying high as a kite. No drugs please my sponsor told me to say that. SEND me your pic along with the name of your town even though I didn't send you one. This weeds out the auto response ads that we all hate ! Yes, I'm real a real 40 year old with hippy stink.