Thursday, July 16, 2009

Reality TV Whore Discussion...............

Hi Kittens,

All you reality TV whores out there, let's gather in a circle and hold hands, and then come together for a group hug.

As you know, I Mistress Senorita am a Reality TV Whore. I just can't help myself.

Real Housewives of Atlanta is returning for another season on July 30th. To say I can't wait would be an understatement.

-Our little friend Kimmy is banging a married guy, and I want to know if he will be making an appearance as the rumors say he will. On the reunion last season she confessed that yes he is married, but he's been going through a divorce for the past few years. Somehow I doubt that, like he is really gonna leave his wife. At the reunion last season, Nene told her to close her legs to married men, but what is interesting, is Nene is casting stones because it's been rumored that she's been cheating on her own husband, Greg.

-On that show there is a new cast member, Candy, who used to be in the group Xcape in the late '90s. I loved their music. Anywhooch, she has a racy past. But what I am really looking forward to is watching her deal with Nene. They are both calling each other ghetto ! Nothing more entertaining than two chicks argue over who is more ghetto.



Did any of you lovelies watch Millionaire Matchmaker ? And if so, do you remember Sex Toy Dave ? That is really the nickname he goes by. He is a business owner and sells sex toys. He also has a stripper pole in his living room and is quite talented, as he was filmed doing upsidedown twirls. He was matched up twice, and both were busts.

Anyway, he will be on a show on VH1 called Megan wants a Millionaire. Basically some blonde bimbo reality TV chick is looking for a millionaire. She was previously on a bunch of other reality TV shoes. That will be aired in the middle of August.

What really disgusts me though is Danielle Staub from Real Housewives of New Jersey. I saw her rap sheet on Smoking Gun. Not only did she lie about her past and play the victim on national television, but the majority of the viewers actually buy her bullshit and are her loyal fans.

Anywho, that is enough TV trash talk for now, my little furballs. Meow !

Besitos.

2 comments:

Big Mark 243 said...

LOL ... you really are into reality shows!

I thought that ST Dave was bisexual and that Patti had hooked him up ..? I may pay taxes, but I don't pay attention!

Loving Annie said...

Hi Senorita. I loathe the reality shows, they actually get me all internally stressed out and agitated.

I don't like to watch them because of it. The drama and the senselessnes feel icky to me, and since I don't want drama or senselessness in my life, I'm trying not to bring it in via tv either...

Of course, I still read trashy erotica novels. There's only so much trash I can eliminate at one time :)