Saturday, July 4, 2009

You're so hot, wanna see my fireman hose ;)

Happy Fourth My Lovelies,

In honor of our holiday, I decided to do another manslation. Who the hell am I kidding, I just felt like doing another one, but Happy Fourth of July !

Also, in the spirit of disclosure, I respect firemen, but c'mon. I am tired of them using the "I'm a fireman" card on the internet to get laid. I have a ton of respect for them, they are the nicest city government department out there and I support their efforts. But most of the firemen I've seen out there that are single are just playing the field and aren't actually serious. Not that I blame them, as women are all over men in uniform.

But I prefer men in suits or business attire anyway. I stopped the "men in uniform" phase about two years ago. I prefer business men, attorneys, math nerds, the smarter the better.........

Anywho, without further ado my babies, here is my little nugget that I leave you with..........


Title: Asian and Like Husky Men ? Woof !



I don't like to brag but I have to play this game a little here right? I'm so stupid I'm even telling you about my dating strategies. I'm a good looking white guy not really, but I hear all Asian chicks like any white dudes, so yeah, I am pretty damn good looking tall muscular body and lately a couple of hours ago very attracted to Asian women. Maybe my tastes changed from the typica blondes out there. The Pamela Lee look a likes are rejecting me. But the thing is I am a man's man type men like me too. I'm a firefighter, strong and rugged old. Eight years after 9/11 I am still playing the fireman's card to get laid. Seems many Asian women prefer a computer programmer with pale skin. I'm just bitter that they're not throwing themselves at a white fire fighter like me. Are there any Asian women out there that like a real man's man type of guy? Whine whine whine, why won't any of you sleep with me ? Just broke up with my white gf of nearly 4 years. Total baggage, rebound, and I will be whining about how she cheated on me for a fellow, younger fireman with a bigger hose. Also, I'm just afraid Asian women are too conservative for my 'wild' side. But maybe I'm wrong? Basically, I watch Asian anime porn and I want you to be extra slutty with huge boobs. I'm not crazy just a little freaky in the bedroom and open minded. I will make you do everything I saw in the anime porn.Maybe you are like me? If you are a silent Asian cartoon character with monstrous boobs, please holla back ! If you like attractive caucasian men then let's at least talk and see where it goes. I'm 36 years old. I'm actually 40.

4 comments:

Angela said...

What a riot this one is!!! Better than a daily joke column....

Keep 'em coming.....

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