Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Balls like a Bull

Hello There My Lovelies,

Below is a short manslation, actually, my "manslation" is longer than the ad. Enjoy !!

Title: big balls like a Bull.....

Reply to: pers-wr3f6-1239822013@craigslist.orgDate: 2009-06-25, 4:04PM

hello......i come from India. i have been here for 5 years. im looking for a woman that likes big balls.... im sorry but my cock its only 4 inches.....but i have amazing balls like a bull!! this is not a joke, im a very serious men.

Translation:
1.) The only thing I have to offer are my huge balls which are saggy and wrinkly.
2.) Not only is my dick small, but I don't know how to use proper grammar and capitalize. I won't even take you out for drinks.
3.) I am also married, my wife is tired of my small penis, and I want a woman to teach me the American way.

3 comments:

Angela said...

Oh my God! Is he serious???? I can't believe the crapp some people publicly say, even advertise.

But as usual, your interpretation is right on and so much fun!

Glad there are so many fools in this world that you won't run out of material any time soon!

Anonymous said...

Nothing like taking the hot air out of a b.s. artist !

PorkStar said...

hahahahahahaha

wow, this is classic!