Sunday, July 19, 2009

John Gosselin Douchebag Fashion

Hi Loves,
So John and Kate have broken up. Poor John, he is going through an early midlife crisis. After being married for ten years and having EIGHT children, I guess he's really trying to relive his early party years. Only now it just looks sad.

Especially since he's wearing Ed Hardy, which I like to think of as Douchebag Fashions which is really only acceptable to wear up until you are 25 years old where wearing your hat sideways with sunglasses is still acceptable. Not after your thirties. Does he even realize how bad he looks ? I read that Ed Hardy sent John the shirts for free. Why on earth? I think it backfired, as people are making fun of it all over the internet. But at least his fashions are getting recognized.
The funniest thing of it all is that Gosselin wants to design children's clothing. Now you can train your children early to look like little douches. How inspiring.
What I really want to know is why his girlfriend Hailey is into a man with EIGHT children who is still married. They are now talking about getting engaged. lol. Who finds that attractive ???? Nothing wrong with men with children. But c'mon at least make sure he is single and besides, how would she get any private time with him with eight children. What is she gonna do ? Play step mommy at 23 years old ???
It just goes to show that no matter what kind of man he is, there will always be another woman replacement if he is either rich or famous.


LYN said...

i just found out that his new finacee is the daughter of the plastic surgeon that did Kates tummy tuck...

I think he's having a mid life crisis a bit early!! who can really blame him though?

Loving Annie said...

Your last sentence said it all. Amazing how people choose not to think before they make such big relationship decisions. She's a fool.

He's not looking for a wife - he's looking for a babysitter he can have sex with.