would you wanna go to bed with this and then have to look at this every morning ?? I didn't think so...........
What if this man told you that he is athletic and above average ? What would you say to that ? Especially after he posted his pictures ? To his credit, he did post his pictures though so I will give credit where it is due.
This guy is a little extra special because he included two different ads within a couple of hours. Both pictures from each ad are above, and both ads he typed are below.
Anywho, his ads are pasted below, and I will include my "manslations" in bold.
Please note that my writing looks smooshed together because I have pictures included. Whenever I include pictures in an entry, I can't properly space out my paragraphs. Therefore to differentiate between the two ads, I used different fonts for each of them.
Title:~*~*~ Glamorous, Nice, Attractive, BIG & BUSTY Lady Sought Only classy women with big boobies ~*~*~
Hello and thank you for your interest Salam. I am looking for quality friendship, intimacy and partnership with a sincere full-figured, curvy, plus-sized, thick, voluptuous, BBW, large, or fat that's right, I just referred to some women as fat LADY who has a sophisticated taste I wanna show you some of my Persian spices and easygoing personality. Overall, she is wise, trustworthy, caring, strong, educated, and gentle I wanna rough her up a little LADY-FRIEND WITH STYLE AND SUBSTANCE she can look past my double chin. It has always been easier for me to have quality and satisfying relationship with a large woman rather than a petite one. I know what I am looking for and know how to APPERICIATE a beautiful brainy woman with PROPORTIONATE body Not only can I not spell, but I can't tell the difference between proportionate and fat. Quality and quantity - wise I am above the average Joe on CL and have athletic body hahahahaha.. I am a 5’.8” tall and weight about 210 No I don't. I am attractive my mom loves my face, neat, clean-cut if you can look past my unkempt hair, friendly, honest not really, responsible, educated, thoughtful, positive, kind, and sensitive PERSIAN-BORN WE GET IT. I am spiritual and believe in Karma If you bang me, you'll have good karma too. I do not drink nor smoke.
After he posted this, this gem decided to make another appearance in all his Persian glory:
Title:~*~*~ Holy and Sophisticated Lady Sought for Earthy Pleasures ~*~*~ I wanna bang a virgin
I am 54 attractive, neat not my eyebrows, clean-cut, wise I have grey hair, well educated, responsible, kind, friendly, spiritual, and PERSIAN POINT TAKEN. I would like to find a well-groomed please wax your naughty bits, SINCERE look past my double chin and bushy eyebrows and ethical lady with good KARMA I can't bang a woman with bad karma going around for a meaningful friendship and more. Please, replay with a detail email and if possible a recent picture and give me English pointers. Thank you. Merci