What's Up My Little Tulips ?
So as you know, I live in the SF Bay Area, and the weather has been sucking hard lately. Last night, I saw some guy go through the trash across the street to take the trash bag can to use as a raincoat. And the weather will continue to blow huge whale ass like this for at least another week. No likey :(
So anywhooters, I've been doing some cleaning around the house and assembling a lamp for my room.
It's been a while since I've assembled a lamp, so I must've forgotten how dirty it can be......
Allow me to elaborate. Here are a couple of the steps from the instructions.......
-- Screw the lower tube onto the threaded nipple of the base.
-- Screw socket onto upper tube
And remember........ when it gets dirty, don't use polish, wipe it clean with a soft cloth or rag !
If you will excuse me, I have to finish screwing in the light bulb.
Tootles !
So as you know, I live in the SF Bay Area, and the weather has been sucking hard lately. Last night, I saw some guy go through the trash across the street to take the trash bag can to use as a raincoat. And the weather will continue to blow huge whale ass like this for at least another week. No likey :(
So anywhooters, I've been doing some cleaning around the house and assembling a lamp for my room.
It's been a while since I've assembled a lamp, so I must've forgotten how dirty it can be......
Allow me to elaborate. Here are a couple of the steps from the instructions.......
-- Screw the lower tube onto the threaded nipple of the base.
-- Screw socket onto upper tube
And remember........ when it gets dirty, don't use polish, wipe it clean with a soft cloth or rag !
If you will excuse me, I have to finish screwing in the light bulb.
Tootles !
12 comments:
This post is just full of fetishes my dear lol
Excellent!
I was going to lunch with three people from one of our other chapters the other day and we all crammed into my friend's car. She said, "I know it's small, but it works and you'll get used to it." I thought that was hilarious and everyone else just thought I was a pervert...
You and RK have the ability to find smut in everything! :D
Enjoy the lamp screwing.
thanks for the tips xx
carefull, you don't want that thing to come on prematurely
When my son was about 7, I put in a new sink in the kitchen. My dad was over, so I had him help me set it in place.
Thinking that was good enough, I told him I'd CAULK it later. I must have nmentioned CAULK too many times because I heard my son in the other room giggling and saying, "Gramma, listen to my Dad in there talking to Pawpaw".
I think he'd like a pervert like you ;-)
Hmmm... in honor of this post, I will find every possible opportunity tomorrow to use the word, "screwing" as much as possible...
Just sayin'...
~shoes~
You are welcome to come assemble lamps and screw in lightbulbs at my place any time. ;-)
lol!
LOL, I hope the weather gets better soon! We all need some vitamine D~
I saw that on how it's made.
Instructions for screwing...wish there was one for real one as well, many do not know how to do it
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