Hello there again my lovelies......
Today's ad is certainly interesting, but I don't feel it needs much translation. So my brief translation will be below and in bold letters.........
Title: The best way to get over someone M/49
is to get under someone else.
So I was in a horrible relationship with a cheating slut. She destroyed my heart and much of my confidence in ever having a successful relationship.
Are you a woman who can restore my faith?
Please send me a pic and tell me.
Thanks
-I am an angry, angry man
-I hate women, but I still need to have sex
-I am looking for a woman to fix me, and she can't expect anything in return because I am the baby in this relationship.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
San Francisco
Hello Again My Lovelies,
So yesterday was going to be my day off, but I ended up working overtime in this city, aka San Francisco.
I had to drive there, and I can't stand the commute. I usually try to take BART if I can help it. First of all, I had to be there as rush hour was beginning, and about a few minutes after I was on the road I realized that I really had to pee. (I had just gone before)
So not only did I have to use the bathroom while I was sitting in traffic, but I also got lost. So I had to pull into a parking structure in SF just to pee and ask for better directions since the directions I was given weren't that good. So by the time I was done, I had to pay $6 for the 19 minutes I was there. It was $3 for every 15 and they couldn't cut me any slack.
By the time I actually found the building I had to be at, I knew I wasn't going to make it in time. Apparently in SF not only are there one way streets, but you can't even make left turns during certain hours. I had to sit through three crowded intersections, even though the lights were green because some douche nozzle decided that he had to park himself in the middle of the intersection so he could get in line to get on the Bay Bridge. I just stared at him and made it as awkward as possible for him. It took me 10-15 minutes to cross three blocks.
But when I got to work, I actually had fun. I loved the view of the city in the financial district. I took pics on my camera phone, and enjoyed my time there in the city. We even got to leave early.
I was hoping to go out dancing with my friend, but I am glad I ended up working. I needed the money.
So yesterday was going to be my day off, but I ended up working overtime in this city, aka San Francisco.
I had to drive there, and I can't stand the commute. I usually try to take BART if I can help it. First of all, I had to be there as rush hour was beginning, and about a few minutes after I was on the road I realized that I really had to pee. (I had just gone before)
So not only did I have to use the bathroom while I was sitting in traffic, but I also got lost. So I had to pull into a parking structure in SF just to pee and ask for better directions since the directions I was given weren't that good. So by the time I was done, I had to pay $6 for the 19 minutes I was there. It was $3 for every 15 and they couldn't cut me any slack.
By the time I actually found the building I had to be at, I knew I wasn't going to make it in time. Apparently in SF not only are there one way streets, but you can't even make left turns during certain hours. I had to sit through three crowded intersections, even though the lights were green because some douche nozzle decided that he had to park himself in the middle of the intersection so he could get in line to get on the Bay Bridge. I just stared at him and made it as awkward as possible for him. It took me 10-15 minutes to cross three blocks.
But when I got to work, I actually had fun. I loved the view of the city in the financial district. I took pics on my camera phone, and enjoyed my time there in the city. We even got to leave early.
I was hoping to go out dancing with my friend, but I am glad I ended up working. I needed the money.
I'm a married man, I have 8 kids and want to stick my fishing pole in your pond ;)
Hello There My Lovelies,
So I've seen Jon, Kate and their 8 children on television. I don't watch it unless I am incredibly bored out of my mind. I honestly don't want to watch parents stress out over diapers and tantrums. But once in a while I will give it a looksie just to remind myself why I haven't procreated.
So it's nothing new that Jon, a 32 year old married man with 8 children was caught out late at night with a 23 year old woman. They were also caught sunbathing together, might I add he was caught without his wedding ring. At first I was gonna give him the benefit of the doubt. It's possible she was a friend that Kate knew about. But when I found out he was out without his ring, as well as hanging out with her while Kate was out of town, well then I really felt he is a sleaze bag.
This man is on TV. How freaking stupid could he be to even take that girl out in public and think no one would notice ? If you're gonna be a douche bag, at least be smart about it and keep your douchey-ness contained to private settings so the public doesn't have to know. That's the price you pay for being on TV.
A lot people on forums blame his wife Kate for his behaviour. A lot of people say "poor Jon" and talking about how he needs a night off and to cut him slack for partying. What about Kate ? I am sure she's been bitchy and demanding, but c'mon ! She gave birth to eight children, and ultimately she is responsible for keeping them bathed, clothed and fed. What about cutting her some slack ? She needs a night of too, I am sure Jon is no prince. She didn't go and get pregnant all by herself.
Oh and one more thing............. Why on earth was the 23 year old woman attracted to the 32 year old married dude with EIGHT kids ??? Let's just presume there wasn't an affair. Why would she even want to hang out with him ?? Actually, the more appropriate question would be for Jon since he is the one with the commitment to his wife and kids....... Why would he hang out with a single 23 year old woman with no children ? Why did he feel that was even appropriate ? Apparently the one-eyed snake in his pants was doing the thinking for him.
The other woman is 23, and when you're that young and have no children the dating possibilities are endless. She is attractive, and surely she could easily find any other single guy to go out or hang out with. I understand she may like older dudes. I have been guilty of that, but a married man with children is not a winning combination for any woman.
Plus, when you are 23 years old, there are tooooons of older dudes that would be interested in young fresh meat like her.
I do not feel sorry for either party. Actually, I am sorry the children were dragged into the mess.
So I've seen Jon, Kate and their 8 children on television. I don't watch it unless I am incredibly bored out of my mind. I honestly don't want to watch parents stress out over diapers and tantrums. But once in a while I will give it a looksie just to remind myself why I haven't procreated.
So it's nothing new that Jon, a 32 year old married man with 8 children was caught out late at night with a 23 year old woman. They were also caught sunbathing together, might I add he was caught without his wedding ring. At first I was gonna give him the benefit of the doubt. It's possible she was a friend that Kate knew about. But when I found out he was out without his ring, as well as hanging out with her while Kate was out of town, well then I really felt he is a sleaze bag.
This man is on TV. How freaking stupid could he be to even take that girl out in public and think no one would notice ? If you're gonna be a douche bag, at least be smart about it and keep your douchey-ness contained to private settings so the public doesn't have to know. That's the price you pay for being on TV.
A lot people on forums blame his wife Kate for his behaviour. A lot of people say "poor Jon" and talking about how he needs a night off and to cut him slack for partying. What about Kate ? I am sure she's been bitchy and demanding, but c'mon ! She gave birth to eight children, and ultimately she is responsible for keeping them bathed, clothed and fed. What about cutting her some slack ? She needs a night of too, I am sure Jon is no prince. She didn't go and get pregnant all by herself.
Oh and one more thing............. Why on earth was the 23 year old woman attracted to the 32 year old married dude with EIGHT kids ??? Let's just presume there wasn't an affair. Why would she even want to hang out with him ?? Actually, the more appropriate question would be for Jon since he is the one with the commitment to his wife and kids....... Why would he hang out with a single 23 year old woman with no children ? Why did he feel that was even appropriate ? Apparently the one-eyed snake in his pants was doing the thinking for him.
The other woman is 23, and when you're that young and have no children the dating possibilities are endless. She is attractive, and surely she could easily find any other single guy to go out or hang out with. I understand she may like older dudes. I have been guilty of that, but a married man with children is not a winning combination for any woman.
Plus, when you are 23 years old, there are tooooons of older dudes that would be interested in young fresh meat like her.
I do not feel sorry for either party. Actually, I am sorry the children were dragged into the mess.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
I'm a prisoner in my own mouth
Hello There My Lovelies......
I went to the dentist this week. My jaws not only click, but you can also hear a cracking noise almost every time I eat or yawn. Just fully biting down and closing my mouth is awkward. I can hear a click when I bite down, and it's strong. It's slowly gotten worse in the past couple of years. Sometimes you can hear the pop in the other room. Not only is there tension, but there is pain, sometimes in my head.
I didn't realize I had such a problem until I saw my cousin who has his own practice. This whole time my current dentist just told me to get braces and that braces would solve my problems. Apparently she was wrong.
I was told that my joints are damaged, and because they swell, that's what's causing the clicking and popping, and therefore causing more irritation. Plus I grind my teeth in my sleep. I didn't even know I was doing that.
I've been stressed out for the past couple of years due to a lot of life changes. I don't usually take my anger out on others, nor do I drink or do drugs. Apparently I take it out on myself, in my sleep.
I was also told that in addition to grinding my teeth, something else must've happened to cause the misplacement in my jaws. I thought back to when I was doing martial arts. I once got kicked in the chin when I was 13. It didn't hurt back then, but there was some force involved. I was also smacked once pretty hard in the teeth. Who knows at this point. I wish I could get answers as to why this is happening.
My dentist also told me I may have developed arthritis. Are you kidding ? In my effing jaws ???? I never thought I would hear arthritis. I've heard of a lot of nasty conditions in my family, but arthritis was not one of them.
So he made me a mouth guard. It looks so simple, it's made of hard plastic. But it took forever to make, and file down to fit my teeth and jaw placement perfectly. It was complicated because my jaws shift a little too. That little piece of equipment looks so simple, but it's so expensive.
But I am really happy to have a shot at having a normal mouth again, where I feel like a normal person. I wore it last night, and while it was a little uncomfortable, at least I wasn't grinding my teeth and inflaming the joints.
I look forward to feeling somewhat normal in the future.
I went to the dentist this week. My jaws not only click, but you can also hear a cracking noise almost every time I eat or yawn. Just fully biting down and closing my mouth is awkward. I can hear a click when I bite down, and it's strong. It's slowly gotten worse in the past couple of years. Sometimes you can hear the pop in the other room. Not only is there tension, but there is pain, sometimes in my head.
I didn't realize I had such a problem until I saw my cousin who has his own practice. This whole time my current dentist just told me to get braces and that braces would solve my problems. Apparently she was wrong.
I was told that my joints are damaged, and because they swell, that's what's causing the clicking and popping, and therefore causing more irritation. Plus I grind my teeth in my sleep. I didn't even know I was doing that.
I've been stressed out for the past couple of years due to a lot of life changes. I don't usually take my anger out on others, nor do I drink or do drugs. Apparently I take it out on myself, in my sleep.
I was also told that in addition to grinding my teeth, something else must've happened to cause the misplacement in my jaws. I thought back to when I was doing martial arts. I once got kicked in the chin when I was 13. It didn't hurt back then, but there was some force involved. I was also smacked once pretty hard in the teeth. Who knows at this point. I wish I could get answers as to why this is happening.
My dentist also told me I may have developed arthritis. Are you kidding ? In my effing jaws ???? I never thought I would hear arthritis. I've heard of a lot of nasty conditions in my family, but arthritis was not one of them.
So he made me a mouth guard. It looks so simple, it's made of hard plastic. But it took forever to make, and file down to fit my teeth and jaw placement perfectly. It was complicated because my jaws shift a little too. That little piece of equipment looks so simple, but it's so expensive.
But I am really happy to have a shot at having a normal mouth again, where I feel like a normal person. I wore it last night, and while it was a little uncomfortable, at least I wasn't grinding my teeth and inflaming the joints.
I look forward to feeling somewhat normal in the future.
You are all sinners ! Repent !
Hello There My Lovelies,
So yesterday I went to the gym. My commencement ceremony is at the end of next month, and I want to wear a tight little dress under that gown.
After I left the gym, there were about there Bible Thumpers holding signs and yelling at the top of their lungs. The sign said something like "Repent ! Jesus hates sinners ! They were yelling a mixture of scriptures and talking about repenting, blah blah blah........... A lot of "Jesus", "God" and "hate" in the same sentence.
I am a God fearing woman myself, but those guys were just being bona fide douche bags and people like that give people like me who believe in God a bad name. I believe in God and keep it to myself. If people want to know more about God, they will ask, but until then, I don't feel the need to shove it down their throats.
I looked at them in disbelief while I was walking to the train. I was tempted to tell them that we're all going to Hell, so please STFU !
Other news.............
Today I had a dance performance at the YMCA with a few other ladies. Apparently it is Older People month, so there were performances for the senior citizens. We did a routine. It was a lot of fun, and I've always wanted to perform for seniors, but never had the chance. They liked it, and people were gave me nice compliments after.
So yesterday I went to the gym. My commencement ceremony is at the end of next month, and I want to wear a tight little dress under that gown.
After I left the gym, there were about there Bible Thumpers holding signs and yelling at the top of their lungs. The sign said something like "Repent ! Jesus hates sinners ! They were yelling a mixture of scriptures and talking about repenting, blah blah blah........... A lot of "Jesus", "God" and "hate" in the same sentence.
I am a God fearing woman myself, but those guys were just being bona fide douche bags and people like that give people like me who believe in God a bad name. I believe in God and keep it to myself. If people want to know more about God, they will ask, but until then, I don't feel the need to shove it down their throats.
I looked at them in disbelief while I was walking to the train. I was tempted to tell them that we're all going to Hell, so please STFU !
Other news.............
Today I had a dance performance at the YMCA with a few other ladies. Apparently it is Older People month, so there were performances for the senior citizens. We did a routine. It was a lot of fun, and I've always wanted to perform for seniors, but never had the chance. They liked it, and people were gave me nice compliments after.
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