My Mini Vacay in Mendocino

Hello There My Lovelies,

Blogger is free, and I don't have a clue how to use the slideshow, if that even is an option, so please go easy on me for my awkward format today. For starters, every time I post images in my bloggy here, my writing ends up smooshed together, into one big pile, even though I try to space it out. So please know that I am not careless, it's the format. Maybe I can upgrade into a better blog format down the road.

As you know, I bought a digi cam a couple of weeks ago, so I decided to take some pics. The pics in the forest were taken on the way up to my grandma's house.

I stopped in the woods to snap some shots. It was so quiet and peaceful with the occasional car zooming by. But the air was crisp, and the sun was shining through, and it was very calm. The whole way up I had been blasting my music. But to turn that off and get out of the car to take pics in the forest is an experience I haven't had for a while.

The pics of the animals such as the quail and deer were taken in my grandma's house, as she has a nice view of the forest as well as the beach. There are no pics of the beach because although it is sunny here in the SF Bay and hotter than Satan's asscrack, it was a different story in Mendocino. It was foggy and cold. Maybe I will get better shots next time.

The cat is named Sweetums, and she owns my dad. You think I am trying to be cute, but I am not. This cute ball of fur has my old man wrapped around her paws. Her full name is Mistress Sweetums, but I just call her Sweetums and she is a sweet cat. The pics of the red flowers are in my grandma's garden and the pics of the yellow flowers were taken in town.

Feel free to use the pictures for your enjoyment, but please remember that these are mine, they are my work, so just let people know where you got it if you use it.

Happy Fourth !

Hello There My Babies,

Happy 4th ! I am proud to be an American, and am thankful that as a woman I can live here where I can work and be equal to men. Or at least as equal as I will ever be.

I am here at my grandma's house and I will be coming back tomorrow (the 4th) so I can work. It's too bad, since I'd rather be here by the Mendocino coast enjoying the fireworks and going to festivals.

It's been nice seeing my grandparents and my dad again. I also enjoyed playing with their pets. My grandparents recently took in a little poodle, and my dad has an adorable ragdoll cat named Sweetums.

Happy fourth y'all and I hope you enjoy the fireworks and eat a lot of bbq food.

I'm not your normal douche bag, I swear !

Hi Lovelies,

Manslation time ! As usual, my "manslations" are in bold.

If any of you are on a dating website and are curious as to how Yours Truly would read an ad you came across, feel free to pass it along to me, and I will tell you what I honestly think.

When I was online, I used to have a blast at reading between the lines. Especially when they were accompanied by pictures.

I know it seems like I pick on all guys online, but I really don't. I've had great dates thanks to the intertubes. Good guys do exist and they are out there. Speaking of good single men, ladies, my dad is single, intelligent, and has a wicked sense of humor................ Oh yeah, and he also has a Harley. Get at him ladies, lol.

I can't believe I just pimped out my own father.

Anywhore, here is the ad du jour........................


Title: I am not your normal guy...... - 37 (santa clara)

Reply to: pers-ysefj-1244668496@craigslist.orgDate: 2009-06-28, 9:57PM

1. I don't want to sleep with you ASAP but I will start groping after a couple hours in fact you will probably push the issue before me Reverse psychology is the oldest trick in the book that is best reserved for young twenty-somethings. Thats not to say i dont like kissing and touching and teasing.. I very much dig them. But the sex sex sex is for when we are pretty damn comfortable with each other. WTF is sex sex sex ? Like boom boom boom or bang bang bang ?

2. I will test you. Your values. Your beliefs. Your goals. I expect you to test mine. I am an asshole.

3. Please be a nice human being. Please put up with what I am about to put you through.

4. Please enjoy exercising. No fatties ! Its a lifetime activity and if you dont like it now, life at 60 is going to suck! :-) Whats up with stupid smiles like that after doling out unsolicited wisdom ? Hey, fuck you ;) If you want to know more, knock on my door and i will let you in... a bit at a time. I want to know everything about you, but you don't get to know everything about me.

Half Baked

Hello There Again My Lovelies,

I normally don't buy ice cream to keep in the house, but I did a couple of nights ago. Aunt Flo came to town, and not only was I cramping, but I really craved something sweet or fried. Sometimes the 3 tylenols I take just don't cut it.

I bought Ben and Jerry's Half Baked at the convenience store after work. It's vanilla and chocolate ice cream swirled with brownies and "gobs" of chocolate chip cookie dough.

I was disappointed. I realized that I don't like frozen brownie pieces. I think I would've preferred actual chocolate because it slowly melts in your mouth. But frozen brownie pieces have less flavor, plus they are really hard and it feels like it's breaking in your mouth.

And on to the "gobs" of cookie dough they promised me. What a disappointment !

I really had to dig around for those. They were small little balls of dough that definitely weren't plentiful. That was the biggest let down of all.

I should've just went for the mint and oreo ice cream instead.

Balls like a Bull

Hello There My Lovelies,

Below is a short manslation, actually, my "manslation" is longer than the ad. Enjoy !!

Title: big balls like a Bull.....

Reply to: pers-wr3f6-1239822013@craigslist.orgDate: 2009-06-25, 4:04PM

hello......i come from India. i have been here for 5 years. im looking for a woman that likes big balls.... im sorry but my cock its only 4 inches.....but i have amazing balls like a bull!! this is not a joke, im a very serious men.

Translation:
1.) The only thing I have to offer are my huge balls which are saggy and wrinkly.
2.) Not only is my dick small, but I don't know how to use proper grammar and capitalize. I won't even take you out for drinks.
3.) I am also married, my wife is tired of my small penis, and I want a woman to teach me the American way.