beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end uparriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her ... Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, shedecides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I loveliver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination orintelligence whatsoever." She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said, "How well can you do?" "Um . . . I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle, "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs andsays, "How about you?" The last of the three is a handsome Puerto Rican dog, recently arrived from the island. He gives her a big smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says in broken English, "Liver alone. Cheese mine."
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Something I stole from a Puerto Rican Friend
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a