Thursday, June 17, 2010

Random Blather........ and turtle sex

Hello There My Little Cupcakes,

Happy Friday !

I have a lot to say and I have no desire to be organized about it, so here goes.................

1.) Today is the day that I have 100 followers on my blog ! Me love you all long time ! I love my readers. You all are the best, and so are your comments. I have been real busy lately with my job and other stuff so just know that I will make my rounds to your blogs, especially to those of you that commented for the first time recently. I know who you are.

2.) I just drank a Bellini in my new champagne glass and then took my last shot of Nyquil. Let's just say that I feel "muy tranquilo" or shall I say "relaxed." But I'm not so happy that I'm out of Nyquil and coughdrops.

3.) I have rude neighbors. Basically someone was smoking by their window and their smoke carried to the apartment of the next person. Instead of nicely asking the offending person to please go somewhere else in the apartment or go outside, a nasty note was left in the lobby for all to see saying "You early morning smokers smoking by your window, you know who you are ! It is so NASTY gagging on someone else's smoke and , blah blah blah, I am an entitled whore because I don't smoke and I'm better than you....blah blah blah.

Basically my little desserts, this is not the first time someone in the building has decided to be rude. Other rude notes have been left before such as with the recycling issue, and did I ever mention that one of the women down my hall is a huge twat ? Although I know that she didn't leave the nasty smoker note because she is a pot smoker herself. Thanks to her, our hall smells like we are all supplied with dealers.

Anyway, so I whipped out my pen  and wrote on that piece of paper that rudeness is nasty and whatever happened to saying "please" ? I swear, non-smokers,  especially in California, think that they can be total cunts to smokers. I don't even smoke and this pisses me off.

4.) Before I go, I have a little somethin' somethin' for you. I can't take all the credit because to be honest, I found it on someone else's blog. The problem is, it was about a year ago, and I forgot who the person was.  But obviously the turtles were memorable.

Folks, let this be a lesson to you. If two animals in shells can bang it out, then what is your excuse ? Did you see the female turtle's reaction ? Just staring at the camera while Mr. Turtle is pumping and moaning away. They must be married.



That is all for now loves.

Abrazos y besos !

14 comments:

LL Cool Joe said...

I've always found straight sex boring, and this video sums up why. :D

mac said...

Poor old Michealangelo is pumping away yet his girl is just there.

I imagine the dialog translates into....

Teenage Mutant Horny Turtle: "Yeah, take that, you soft shelled bitch"

Mrs Turtle: "yeah, I think that fly I had two days ago was sort of tasty"

Danielle said...

I think that is disturbing. Even more so that I watched it twice.

Zsuzsi said...

Cute... (?!?)... Ahh... it's just so random.

The nitty-gritty tales of a housewife said...

lol...@ turtles sex..SENORITA!.

Ily said...

That male turtle is so clueless...I love the expression on Mrs. T's face, like "are we done yet?" lol

PS - Rude neighbors are the worst! Thank God mine moved to another county.

MsH said...

that turtle video is funny!

If you are ever out of nyquil - give me a call, if I can I will bring you some. That is some scary shit to be without it with a cough!! Especially at night!

I just googled my blog and it actual shows up on three pages, well that and my utube and match. Remember I could not find it, I mean at all when I first started to write something. Why do you think it would be picked up? And on some there are weird links, hmmm...

and who is plainstuff on twitter...

hope you are feeling better...

got to start cooking to find the girls, plus Raym ran out of money for food this month, and I also found out that an elderly neighbor's wife is dying (hospice) so he could use some food. I don't have much - heh all veggies, but can make gratin and shepards pie...

MsH said...

Congrats on 100!!!

That's a big number

Riot Kitty said...

I can't watch the turtle video, it just sounds disgusting!


Hang in there with the neighbors! Hopefully you're still tranquilo ;)

Joey: It doesn't have to be ;)

ableur said...

We love you too...keep blogging

Pesto Sauce said...

Ms Turtle is not at all bothered while Mr Turtle is pumping all too much, seems a case of high expectations going unstatisfied

RA said...

Congrats on the 100! :)
The turtles are a riot! And talking about animals, did you know that lions can do it up to 50 times a day, and that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? Which would you chose? I'd take quality over quantity any day! :D

dadshouse said...

That turtle sex made me sad. They don't look like they're having much fun at all. Where are the tantric turtles?

Red Shoes said...

Damn... Ive had sex with a woman that made those exact noises!!!

I shit you NOT!!!

Of course, Ive also had sex with women who probably were thinking about the fly they had eaten a few days earlier as well... biatches!!!

100 Followers?!?!?!

Thats because YOU RAWK!!!!!!!

:o)

~shoes~