Hello There My Little Rose Buds,
So, I realize that it's been a while since I've done a "manslation". I call it a "manslation" for now since this blog is small and I don't make money off of what I write, but some other guy I think trademarked the term, so I will probably have to come up with a new name in the future if he finds me and asks me to cease and desist.
Maybe I can say that I can "helate" like relate, but from a man's point of view.
Anyway, I was perusing Craigslist personals M4W for more blog fodder, and I came across this gem.
Look, I understand that a lot of men have Asian fetishes, especially where I live. It's all good, there is someone for everyone and I think you're entitled to whatever preferences you may have. What I don't agree with is making a joke out of it. Stop calling them pearls or lilies or delicate flowers or porcelain china. So overused, especially on Craigslist. We're not living in the 1970s anymore and we don't live in a war film. With a huge Asian community here in the SF Bay Area, you think people would know better.
Anywho, ad from the douche du jour below. As usual, my "manslations" are in blue..........
asian flower to grow with white lily - 57
Date: 2010-06-16, 8:28PM PDT
in garden of sunshine and beauty I grew up in the Free Love Era-must be healthy with no bugs notice I didn't mention whether I'm clean -can be any age flower My petals are falling off, I can't be choosy -lily stands 6ft in sunshine-please send photo of flower in full blossem- spread eagled possible growing of little flowers together to make full garden of flowers I don't know what the fuck I just said, wanna drop acid so my petals can mingle with your petals ?
And BONUS ! Another one !
ASIAN & LIKE A REAL MAN ? - 37
Date: 2010-06-14, 11:04PM
I don't like to brag but I have to play this game a little here right? I'm a good looking white guy I expect Asian women to fawn all over me just because I'm, white, tall muscular body and lately very attracted to Asian women Lately I've been watching a lot of porn. Maybe my tastes changed from the typica blondes out there. But the thing is I am a man's man type men hit on me all the time. I'm a firefighter insert lame big hose joke here, strong and rugged looking I don't shave or bathe often. Seems many Asian women prefer a computer programmer with pale skin I'm just jealous that those computer programmers are getting laid. Are there any Asian women out there that like a real man's man type of guy? Just broke up with my white gf of nearly 4 years I didn't just break up with her, I've been posting this same old ad for at least a year. White girlfriend is such old news. Also, I'm just afraid Asian women are too conservative for my 'wild' side. I don't think anyone could live up to the porn I've been spanking it to. But maybe I'm wrong? I'm not crazy just a little freaky in the bedroom and open minded.
Maybe you are like me?
If you like attractive caucasian men then let's at least talk and see where it goes.
Ladies...........Holla back !!!! You know you can't turn him down !!
Senorita is out ! Gonna go and try and get better for tomorrow ! Being sick is taking a hit on my social life.
Ciao y besitos !