Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Stopping By to Say Hi !

Well Hello There My Little Smores,

So what is new with you all ?

I've been very busy lately, plus I also just started taking French lessons twice a week, so I have less time to stop by here. I will write more about my classes later.

In the mean time, I decided to make up a little meme, since I am the biggest meme whore around on blogland.

I will not be nominating anyone, because you are all fabulous, me love you long time, and let's all group hug and answer these questions.

Feel free to post your answers in my comment section or on your own blog. I will come back and answer my own questions in the next post.

Besitos !

1.) WHAT ARE YOU WEARING ?

2.) WHAT IS ONE THING THAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU THE MOST ?

3.) WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOMEONE SAY ABOUT YOU ?

4.) WHAT PERFUME OR COLOGNE DO YOU WEAR ?

5.) VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE ?

6.) PLAYBOY OR MAXIM ?

7.) WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE WITH ON THE PHONE ?

8.) WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR A RINGTONE ?

9.) WHAT COUNTRY DO YOU WANT TO TRAVEL TO MOST ?

10.) IF YOU ARE A MAN... ARE YOU A LEG MAN OR AN ASS MAN ?

11.) IF YOU ARE A WOMAN, WHAT IS THAT ONE THING ABOUT A GUY'S APPEARANCE THAT IS A DEALBREAKER ?

12.) DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOING DUTCH ON A FIRST DATE ?

13.) WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR DATE FROM THE INTERNET SHOWED UP AND LOOKED 10 YEARS OLDER AND AT  LEAST 30 LBS HEAVIER THAN IN THE PICTURE ?

14.) MEN.... WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WOKE UP AND DISCOVERED YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S BODY ?

15.) LADIES, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WORK UP AND DISCOVERED  THAT YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A MAN'S BODY ?

17 comments:

Riot Kitty said...

Can't wait to see what kind of answers you get for number 10! Someone really clever could do it in French.

Fireblossom said...

1. (what are you wearing?) Mouse PJ bottoms and a dark blue tee shirt. I just got up.

2. (WHAT IS ONE THING THAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU THE MOST ?) That I should come out of the damn stall and stop eavesdropping. After that, there are three things I hear all the time: sweet, crazy, funny.

3.(WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOMEONE SAY ABOUT YOU ?) That I'm so conventional.

4.(WHAT PERFUME OR COLOGNE DO YOU WEAR ?) Hugo Deep Red is my favorite, but it costs, so I am using Emeraude right now, my old stand-by since forever.

5.(VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE ?) Total chocoholic.

6.PLAYBOY OR MAXIM ? Neither, though if someone put a gun to my head, Maxim, because sometimes the captions are funny. I'm sticking with Curve, tyvm.

7.WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE WITH ON THE PHONE ? My mother. She calls every Wednesday night sharp at seven. I listen to her go on about the weather, the Detroit Tigers, and my oldest sibling's scintillating accomplishements, because I've made it clear that her favorite subject--rehashing every minor mistake and embarrassment of mine that she can remember, and she remembers them all--is off limits.

8.WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR A RINGTONE ? I don't own a cell phone. My land line just rings, unless I have it off the hook because I hate the fricking phone unless it is one of my gf's calling.

9.WHAT COUNTRY DO YOU WANT TO TRAVEL TO MOST ? Italy. Venice in particular. Next life, I want to be a temperamental, gorgeous, fiery Italian woman and walk around with my heels clacking and my nose in the air. This life I would settle for the food.

10.IF YOU ARE A MAN... ARE YOU A LEG MAN OR AN ASS MAN ? n/a

11.IF YOU ARE A WOMAN, WHAT IS THAT ONE THING ABOUT A GUY'S APPEARANCE THAT IS A DEALBREAKER ? Um, maleness? LOL. But if I were shoved into the Straightmaker Machine again by RK and Ily, I would say stubble. For the love of God, guys, either shave or grow a beard, but lose the stubble. Your faces look like gardens that need weeding.

12. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOING DUTCH ON A FIRST DATE ? Wow, Amsterdam seems like a long way to go just to meet someone. What's wrong with the local Appelbee's? We'll split the bill, unless you want to pay. Then I'll let you. What do you mean, 'let you what"'?

13.WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR DATE FROM THE INTERNET SHOWED UP AND LOOKED 10 YEARS OLDER AND AT LEAST 30 LBS HEAVIER THAN IN THE PICTURE ? That would depend on whether I had told them I was 20 and a size zero. If I hadn't, I would leave in a tempest of righteous indignation. If I had, I would sit down and swap whoppers with them and have a good time.

14.MEN.... WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WOKE UP AND DISCOVERED YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S BODY ? n/a

15.LADIES, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WOKE UP AND DISCOVERED THAT YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A MAN'S BODY ?
First, I would go bowling. Woohoo, lookit that ball fly! Then I would just take a few bowling pins and break them over my head. Then I would swagger around saying "uh huh!" and "oh yeah!" for no apparent reason. Then I would go into the ladies' room (out of habit) and hang myself.

Fireblossom said...

Omfg. Blogger just had a seizure or something, and published my comment like fifty times. Sorry!!!

Paul Nichols said...

1. Summer clothes, of course.
2. "I like your hat."
3. "Paul doesn't like Mexican food."
4. Old Spice stuff.
5. Yes.
6. No.
7. My Oldest Daughter.
8. A what?
9. China. China, China.
10. Yes again.
11. N/A
12. I never did that, but I'll keep it in mind if it's ever an option.
13. - - -
14. "...work up"? That's hilarious.

Zsuzsi said...

Sur mon blogue... and I hope you'll have lots of fun learning French. Bisoux.

mac said...

I would give you French lessons. We'd study more than twice a week !

1. Old shorts and an unbuttoned shirt. The dog needed a walk.

2. I'm very calm.

3. I don't like women.

4. I don't normally wear cologne. Soap is my default scent.

5. I like chocolate, but vanilla is better, especially ice cream. I like Peanut Butter in mine :-)
6. I like Playboy. The female form is beautiful.

7. I talked to my son... "Wanna eat Dad?"

8. I'm old school. My phone rings, the text alarm is a doorbell sound.

9. I'd like to go back to Germany. Maybe visit more of Europe again, too.

10. Given those choices, I am an ass man. But really, I am drawn by a woman's smile.

11. I'm not.

12. Sure, if that's what my date wants. Otherwise, whoever asked the other person out normally flips the bill.

13. I'd put it in my cons file. If the cons outweigh the pros, forget about them. Being a bit heavier and looking older is not, in itsef, reason to not enjoy someone's company for me.

14. I'd probably lay around and explore my wonderful new body for a few days, then try to find a nice lesbian to help me continue.

15. I am in a man's body... And I like it !

KrippledWarrior said...

Hola, Chica! I'll be back.

Danielle said...

Good questions.
I am so bad at doing these, but I think this one looks fun. May give me some blog fodder. :)

KrippledWarrior said...

pouvez-vous parler français?

I told you I'd be back!
Your meme looks intriguing. I'm neither a leg or ass man. It's in the eyes for me.
Enjoy your lessons.

Ily said...

I think I might answer these questions on my own blog. :)

PS - I want to read YOUR answers, Chica! Good luck w/ your French lessons.

The nitty-gritty tales of a housewife said...

french class?...that is wonderful.

Just telling it like it is said...

The deal breaker about a man is if he doesn't make me laugh and or bad teeth...must be able to handle my nursing stories without taking them in a perverted way!

Memphis Steve said...

Oh, I am totally doing this!

Also, do you just enjoy the French lessons or is Rosetta Stone's sky-high price the reason you haven't tried that instead? Just curious.

Senorita said...

Thank you all for posting your answers ! Me likey......

A few words to a couple of people:

1.) Mac, you don't fool me. French my ass. You probably tell young ladies that you want to teach them how to Australian Kiss. It's like a French kiss, but down under.

2.)Memphis Steve, I don't really believe in Rosetta Stone. I can't learn that way. I need the classroom setting and interaction with classmates.

Whatever Rosetta Stone costs, I am paying way more. And I totally got raped with the textbook fee.

mac said...

Bon plaisanterie!

Mais, je sais vraiment un petit francais... tres petit ;-)

Jimmy's Journal said...

I speak fluent Spanish and some French. Let me know how you're doing. My Spanish helped me immensely with French.

Jimmy

Memphis Steve said...

OK, I know I said I was doing it, and then you came by and I still hadn't done it, and instead I had a post that I had intended to be funny only it mostly came out pervy and bitter, so now that post is gone and this meme is up. Sorry I promised it and then took so long to do it.