Survey Whoredom !!!

Well Good Morning My Little Lattes,

And how are we this morning ?

Okay, down to business. Memphis Steve had a meme on his blog, and being the huge survey whore that I am, I snaked it from him and posted my answers here.

Here in blogland, I feel we are just one big, happy, incestuous family. Feel free to take this survey and spread it around blogland like an STD.

Love, hugs and kisses !


1. Coke or Pepsi?


Neither, both taste nasty, and I don't drink soda anyway. If I did, I would be one fat heffer with an even fatter ass! I eat enough sugar as it is.


2. Do you play a musical instrument?

Negativo, but if I were a man, I would probably play the skin flute !


3. If you could go back in time, would you make a different decision in your life?

Yes, I actually would, none of that  "everything happens for a reason " bs that everyone seems to like to utter.

Two things I would've done:

1.) Stayed in Austria and let my aunt adopt me, as I learned that she was considering it. I could have had a sexy German accent by now, probably be married to some spicy Spaniard as Spain is a couple countries away.

2.) Spent more time with my Oma, and told her I loved her more. She knows I loved her, but I could have thanked her more for teaching me about my Austrian heritage and wanting me to be in love.

4. Which sport do you consider to be "football?"

Soccer, half of my family is in Europe, and that's how they do it. Plus, soccer players are waaaaay hotter than the football players. Let those footballers clobber eachother senseless like neanderthals.


5. Do you like to travel?

Yes, me likey ! I am praying to Jesus that my friend decides to take that trip to Paris this summer after all. She simply has to ! I want to travel with a friend finally instead of alone. I am going to be that annoying little voice in her head until she is psychologically broken down and gets on a plane to France.

But if that proves to be useless, would any of you like to go with me ?

6. Do you like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain?

I rarely ever drink, and I hate being stuck in the rain. It's not sexy.


7. Surely you like cats, right?

I don't hate cats, but the only kitty I really care about is my Old Man's furball, Sweetums.



8. Beatles or Stones?

Brett Michaels



9. Which foreign languages can you speak (regardless of fluency)?

English, Spanish and German. I've taken a year of French in middle school, and I know how to greet people in Korean and Farsi. I can do a great impression of a Korean accent that drives people up the wall.



10. What special meal would you prepare for me?
 
I rarely am even home enough to cook for myself. If you ask nicely, I can learn to make whatever it is you like. (Leave the sexual innuendos out of this, Mac)