Thursday, September 16, 2010

Made It to Paris

Hello There My Little Chocolates,

So I am in Paris, in an internet cafe. I am not out seeing sites because I am forced to haul my luggage around town until I meet my host. Our firm here is busy with clients right now so I can't say hi or ask them to hold my luggage for a couple of hours.

My flight was fine. I flew Air France. Nice flight staff, and since I know many of you male readers have a thing for hot French women, I know that you wouldn't have been disappointed. The things I didn't like about the flight was using the bathroom in that plane, somebody kept farting in my row and it was frequent and totally ninja style. I would be sleeping and BAM ! it just snuck up on me. Oh, that and the food. Their dinner and breakfast was totally disgusting. I thought food on Delta sucked ass. I was wrong.

The guy next to me was cool though. I sat next to a guy from Sweden who I ended up talking to for most of the flight about anything from politics in our countries to our jobs to his family and kids. He helped me learn how to use the remote on our TV and he was kind enough to wake me up for dinner and breakfast. I thought it was really kind of him. I always like it when I end up having a nice conversation with the person next to me. I am so happy I wasn't stuck next to some screaming baby.

I did get accosted by some guy I am willing to bet is a gypsy at the train station. He saw me reading a sign and asked me for 50 cents. I looked at him, said no and walked away. He started saying "that's right...........ruuunnnnn.....runnnn little girl ! with him rolling his r's. Totally lame.I almost told him to fuck off, but I am in a foreign country and I really don't want trouble.

The lines for the train to the metro and the metro to the city were insane ! The luggage consignment was all full and I was very close to the cutoff line.

Basically lines are everywhere so if I can deal with that I should be fine.

Okay, time to go get something to eat.

Besitos !


Kerrie said...

I do hope you have a great time.
I think I have met that bloke with the rolling RRRRrrrrs.
I think all airplane food sucks you could hang your wallpaper with most of it.

H said...

Use your boobs
Show them off to get ahead of lines, they will also assist you greatly in language barriers.

Stacie's Madness said...

totally jealous...i'd love to be in Paris...enjoy your trip!

PorkStar said...

Yay you made it. I would have told that little fucker to fuck off. Come on hun, make me proud!

I still have nothing on AMS, im going to book a hostel meantime.


Christiejolu said...

How cool! Have fun!

Bev said...

Sounds like a good trip so far! I love me some Swedish MEN! :)

Enjoy, Mademoiselle!

Danielle said...

Glad you made it! Have fun!

Riot Kitty said...

Oh man, I have that same karma on planes and it PISSES ME OFF! Have a great time, and hope you get a better person in the seat in front of you on the way home!

LL Cool Joe said...

I try to avoid talking to anyone on a plane journey, including my family. I put my headphones on and ignore everyone.

Have a wonderful time!


That was funny as hell. You can't go wrong with a fart story. I laugh every frmmmmf time.

mac said...

Profitez de Paris, mon peu de chocolat

Loving Annie said...

Have fun! Despite it all, it's PARIS!!!!! O.M.G., I am jealous!

Mike said...

Glad you made it safe. Enjoy your trip.

Jimmy's Journal said...

Have a great time in Paris. I would keep my eyes open for weirdos because Paris, like any other large city, is aflush with 'em.