So What's Up My Little Snozzleberries ?
I am a little behind on reading your bloggies, so please forgive me if I've missed you. Been a little hectic around here.
I in a random mood, so I will randomly talk about whatever I feel like talking about................
1.) A week or two I bought asswipes online. I don't think you could get more obvious because they are called (Tushwipes) You have no idea what a godsend these are. They are individually packaged, and they are perfect because these are big wipes, unlike the little squares that can buy get at Walmart. AND they are flushable and soothing. This will really help me keep my ass wiped overseas, especially since I HATE dry toilet paper, and the last time I was there the stuff I used felt like it was going to give me splinters.
Anyway, they finally came in the mail and I had to pick them up (I have a separate mailbox). I drove all the way on my lunch break to pick up my asswipes. That and the book on logic I also ordered. Oh, the irony. Would you like a dose of logic with those asswipes ?
I was chatting with the mailbox dude while holding my medium-large-sized box of asswipes ( I bought them in bulk so I could save on shipping). Luckily he didn't ask me about the contents of my box.
2.) I sometimes try to blowdry my hair or straighten it with a flatiron. Because if I don't my hair can get wavy, frizzy and untamed. RAWR ! Anyway, my coworker came back from a 2 month trip from overseas and he asked me about my new "hairdo". I used to get up early and make sure my hair was tamed. Now, not so much, I have kind of let it go. So I smiled and told him I stopped blowdrying and straightening it. So yeah, I got asked about my messy hair.
3.) I was listening to the new Chris Brown song where he was singing about an ex, and it was directed at her. Basically said that he found something better, that she should get over it, and oh by the way, he wishes her well.
You know where else I heard something like that ? From Alanis Morrisette in her song "You oughta know" She started out by saying "I wish you well " and it went from that to "does she know you went down on me in a theater" and she's hoping that next time she's having sex with another guy and digs her nails down his back, she wants her ex to feel it. Nice, huh ?
I've also seen that on reality TV between feuding castmates like Jill Zarin or Bethenny.
You know where else I've heard such a line ? From someone in my immediate family that I've fought with off and on and off and on with and our quarrels have sometimes gotten nasty. ( Luckily this is now past us for the most part) We have a long argument or something, but it usually begins or ends with "I wish you well." Gee, thanks ! What else would you like to say to me ? Don't hold back now..............
Has anyone ever uttered such a line to you ? Please tell me I am not the only one.
Or better yet, are YOU the one that says such a thing like that ? I won't judge..............
Anywhore my loves, time to go and attempt exercise.
Abrazos y besitos !