Below is a picture from Lamebook. Clearly it is a trainwreck that I could not look away from. I love my grandmother to pieces and could never imagine her in a picture like this.
My first reaction upon looking at that was:
I mean, I am nasty, and when I get old and gravity forces my tits to sag and hang into my shoes, I am sure I will be bitchy, sarcastic and plain old dirty and maybe even goose a hot paramedic or fireman that hauls my old ass to the hospital. But you will not ever catch me sucking on a long dildo with anyone (grandchildren included) whilst cupping my old granny titties. I mean, seriously......... What the FUCK !?!?
Here it is............ Probably not work safe.
But upon further inspection of the photo, I realized I have to give granny some props. She's wearing a nice diamond ring, along with whore red fingernails. I am sure she had and is still having a happening sex life with her husband. Maybe not all the parts are in good working order, but she's still got hands and a mouth, right ? Now that the teeth probably come out, I bet it's easy for her man too, right ? " Hey baby ? Would you like me to finish you off with or without teeth tonite ?" The guy gets a choice ! How many of you men out there reading this get a choice ? Chances are you're stuck with teeth.
And for being in her eighties I think she looks great. And we know she's not racist either ! Equal opporunity baby !
Okay, time for me to think about going for a little run.
Besitos mis amores !