Monday, October 4, 2010

Do You Shave Your Sex ?

Whassup my bitches ?


After yesterday's post, I bet you thought I was gonna get all deep or philosophical on you again....... NOT !

While I was in Paris I made a FBFF (French Best Friend Forever)

We were discussing the French and if they like to go bare or au natural...............

He said "You mean do we shave our sex ?" in all of his French accent glory.

It was like I offended him or something.................. "No..... zis is crazy, I would never shave my sex !"

Apparently in French you would say "to shave sex your sex organs" or something like that, but whatever my friend was saying, something was obviously lost in translation.

I take it the French are a little more natural shall I say. But my FBFF kept rambling about how he would never shave his sex and how could people shave their sex ? Why would they want to ? No, no, no, ! zis iz crazeee to shave zee sex !

The more he kept rambling about shaving the sex, the more I lost it and I could not stop laughing. While he was in shock from me talking about shaving zee sex, he was also perplexed as to why I was curled up in a ball and LMFAO on the floor. I had tears, and OMFG, I had to explain to him that sex in English is an action, and you can't shave an action.

Anywhooters, I owe you pics, and I just need to dig out my camera.

French kisses my loves !

18 comments:

Big Mark 243 said...

I do 'maintain the grounds'. I do wonder why some women don't... they lose a half point on their score ... a full letter grade if they have a mustache!

Riot Kitty said...

LMAO! That is hilarious...

ISRAEL CARRASCO said...

That was a great story. It made me laugh so much.

mac said...

I didn't think the French got close enough to water to shave.

dadshouse said...

Let me sleep with a few French women, and I'll translate the shaved sex comment for you...

The nitty-gritty tales of a housewife said...

lol...yeah! i do shave my sex o!...apart from the compulsory shavings during child births, i trim with a little scissors because i always itch when new growths appear after delivery & you won't want to see me scratching away with that 'look' on my face SENORITA....lol.

Scarlet Ily said...

Ha! I wish I could've been there for that! Sounds too funny AND fun!

Alpha Za said...

I do recall a guy convincing a girl that if she shaved her sex, that she'd have technically lost wieght. fuck him. it worked.

No way a razor is getting anywhere near my private parts.....I don't want him getting cold.

PorkStar said...

The funniest was when you were talking about it and cracking up at the same time, I should have recorded it lol

H said...

very funny! This story demonstrates how selfish the french are, you don't shave your sex for yourself, pepe!

Sexually I am an artist and I need a fresh canvas to work with :) Is your canvas ready Senorita?

Danielle said...

Funny how diff every country is. I love it!

Irredento Urbanita said...

That happens to me so often, I lose in translation with my english speaker friends but patience is a good tool to understand what we wanted to say.

I am waiting for your photos.

Regards

Valery

[Barcelona Daily Photo]

MindyMom said...

Funny how it translates. I've heard that the French like to go 'natural'. Defintely not me or for me - I prefer well groomed.

KrippledWarrior said...

Thanks for the kisses.

Charlene said...

I'd be surprised if the French did. According to a friend who lived in Paris for a couple years, women there don't even shave their underarms.

LL Cool Joe said...

I think the French like a bit more hair. :D

Funny story.

Red Shoes said...

Hmmm... shave it? Nope... crop it? Yep... ;o)

I wish I could have been a bird sitting on your shoulder!! I would have loved eaves-dropping on some of these conversations!!!!

... and of course, I would not have pooped on your shoulder... ;o)

chirp chirp

~shoesies~

Darrin.. said...

Yes! Share some pics!! (just not of the shaved sex) Heh Heh