So What's Up My Little Cookies ?
So as you know I joined Facebook a couple of days ago. I find that I can't say what I really feel like because people like my Grandma and my really Christian aunt might see it.
Anywhooters, it's survey time, bitches !! There were supposed to be 50 questions, but I deleted a good chunk out because well, I thought they were lame.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Wow, my waist looks a little smaller.
2. How much cash do you have on you?
I'm overdrawn at the moment, so I actually have a negative amount. I have I-O-Fucking U written all over me.
3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
WHORE ! Did you really think I was going to pass that up?
4. Favorite planet?
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
I feel you by Depeche Mode
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Shirt I wore to work.
8. Do you label yourself?
No, but if I had one, it would say "Made in the USA"
9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing?
Shapeups by Sketchers
11. Did you do anything to celebrate John Lennon's 70th yesterday?
No, but I noticed Yoko Ono and Lady Gaga have become BFFs. What a hot trainwreck mess.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Was checking out Facebook
16. What’s a word that you say a lot?
"twatwaffle" because I am immature and it makes me laugh.
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
My grandma and my dad
18. Last furry thing you touched?
Your mom's chest hair.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Xanaflex (not to be confused with Xanax) and Celebrex.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
25 was a very adventurous year and my metabolism hadn't slown down yet.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
I've already skydived, give me a million dollars, baby !
33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Sleeping in my dorm room.
34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
If no one else is around, I hit and kick the machine.
35. Do you consider yourself kind?
Yes, I am actually a nice person, just as long as you don't ask me what I am really thinking.
36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
I don't like tattoos but if I did, it would probably be on one of my asscheeks. No tramp stamp for me.
37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
If I got to learn a new language it would be French.
38. Would you move for the person you loved?
Mai, Oui !
39. Are you touchy feely?
40. What’s your life motto?
I don't really have one, I just like to get out there and live life without making excuses as to why things can't be done.
41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
Keys, Cell, Chapstick
43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
My dance lesson
45. Can you change the oil on a car?
No, that's what men are for ! Now shut up, get under the hood of my car and change that oil ! And don't talk back ! ::Raises Hand::
47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
I recently traced back my great-great grandparents on my dad's side in the Canadian Census.
49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My wrists, my jaw, my head. Damn TMJ !!!
Okay, so I am not going to tag anyone, feel free to snake this from me and do it yourselves.
Time for me to log off and watch trash TV. I need to unwind. Today kinda sucked balls, and I am hoping for a better day tomorrow.