Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Nifty Fifty Minus a Few

So What's Up My Little Cookies ?

So as you know I joined Facebook a couple of days ago. I find that I can't say what I really feel like because people like my Grandma and my really Christian aunt might see it.

Anywhooters, it's survey time, bitches !! There were supposed to be 50 questions, but I deleted a good chunk out because well, I thought they were lame.

Here goes.....

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

Wow, my waist looks a little smaller.

2. How much cash do you have on you?

I'm overdrawn at the moment, so I actually have a negative amount. I have I-O-Fucking U written all over me.

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?

WHORE ! Did you really think I was going to pass that up?

4. Favorite planet?


6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?

I feel you by Depeche Mode

7. What shirt are you wearing?

Shirt I wore to work.

8. Do you label yourself?

No, but if I had one, it would say "Made in the USA"

9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing?

Shapeups by Sketchers

11. Did you do anything to celebrate John Lennon's 70th yesterday?

No, but I noticed Yoko Ono and Lady Gaga have become BFFs. What a hot trainwreck mess.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Was checking out Facebook

16. What’s a word that you say a lot?

"twatwaffle" because I am immature and it makes me laugh.

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?

My grandma and my dad

18. Last furry thing you touched?

Your mom's chest hair.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?

Xanaflex (not to be confused with Xanax) and Celebrex.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?

25 was a very adventurous year and my metabolism hadn't slown down yet.

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?

I've already skydived, give me a million dollars, baby !

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?

Sleeping in my dorm room.

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?

If no one else is around, I hit and kick the machine.

35. Do you consider yourself kind?

Yes, I am actually a nice person, just as long as you don't ask me what I am really thinking.

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?

I don't like tattoos but if I did, it would probably be on one of my asscheeks. No tramp stamp for me.

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?

If I got to learn a new language it would be French.

38. Would you move for the person you loved?

Mai, Oui !

39. Are you touchy feely?

40. What’s your life motto?

I don't really have one, I just like to get out there and live life without making excuses as to why things can't be done.

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?

Keys, Cell, Chapstick

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?

My dance lesson

45. Can you change the oil on a car?

No, that's what men are for ! Now shut up, get under the hood of my car and change that oil ! And don't talk back ! ::Raises Hand::

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?

I recently traced back my great-great grandparents on my dad's side in the Canadian Census.

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?

My wrists, my jaw, my head. Damn TMJ !!!

Okay, so I am not going to tag anyone, feel free to snake this from me and do it yourselves.

Time for me to log off and watch trash TV. I need to unwind. Today kinda sucked balls, and I am hoping for a better day tomorrow.

Besitos !


* Ashleigh * said...

Nice list! We still on for tomorrow night?!?!

Also you can modify your FB privacy and block certain people on your friend's list from seeing updates :D

And I told you I loved you yesterday! hehe

Zsuzsi said...

Yey... memes, surveys... love them :) Can I steal this one and the one you posted a few days ago? (seems like we share a love for these things).
Have a wonderful day, you!!

Pesto Sauce said...

Nothing rhymes as good as whore...you got that right

Just telling it like it is said...

Ur funny...that is a beautiful picture of you...

mac said...

I would have gone with,

Four More on the Floor with the Whore. But who's keeping score?

Favorite planet? Uranis ;-)

No tattoos for me either. I've got nothing against them, but they aren't for me.

H said...

I love the question answer, specially your answer, your funny

Danielle said...

These are great and if i wasn't so lame, I would steal them. LOL

Big Mark 243 said...

Why aren't you touchy-feely? You seem to have all the great parts to be touched!!

But seriously, I did not get the memo... because from Mookie Dee, the SFC and now Nebraska, I have not been with a woman who enjoyed touching, cuddling and all that stuff in ten years.

My late teens to early thirties, it was popular... at least with the women I met. Where did it go?

LL Cool Joe said...

"No, but I noticed Yoko Ono and Lady Gaga have become BFFs. What a hot trainwreck mess."

This cracked me up! Oh yeah it can only end in tears, right? :D

Riot Kitty said...

These are hilarious! I must use "twatwaffle" in a sentence sometime soon.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

This was cute! I liked this one.

Memphis Steve said...

#18 cracked me up. How did you know my mom has chest hair?

TMJ is a bitch. I didn't know you had that. My ex-fiancee had it. It could be a problem when she was, um, when we were ... it could be a problem sometimes. She had it pretty bad.

Soooo, you're on Facebook, eh? Did you hit me up? Are you gonna be my friend?