So What's Up My Little Wieners ?
So if you male readers out there had problems in the sack and needed assistance, where you would you go to rectify that ?
Would you go to Walgreens ?
Because some poor schmuck did, and I stood right next to him in line today.
So here's how it went down................
I was returning perfume before my bellydance class. Was in line minding my own business, not giving a flying fuck about my surroundings. Some guy stands right behind him and I give him the "I was in line first, bitch" glare.
So while I am returning my stuff, the guy puts his stuff down next to me and I STILL didn't notice.......
UNTIL the older Phillipina clerks started talking about how to do a return or exchange or a rebate or whatever on the Extenze and Libido. And they kept mentioning "Extenze" and "Libido" a few more times.
I was like......Omg..... wtf ???
So I look over, and within a couple of minutes I get to learn that he has a small penis and and has a libido problem. And not because he showed me or said anything, but the products were staring at me and I couldn't look away.
My back was to him, so he couldn't see the smirk on my face. I am proud of myself, that I kept my shit together.
I know we all have problems, and I am not really laughing at that man's problems.
It's that fact that he boldly walked into Walgreens and didn't even seem that embarrassed. Or maybe he thought I didn't notice as we were the only two people in line. I think he was doing an exchange or something. It was like he was buying eggs or milk.
First of all, if I were to buy something personal like that, I would do it online. Or even if I were brazen enough to buy it in a store, if I bought the wrong thing, I would suck it up and cut my losses, because we all know how long and hard (and not in a good way) returns at Walgreens could be.
I also think they could've been more sensitive to his situation.
So anywhore, that was my day in a nutshell.
How was yours ?