Sunday, January 23, 2011

Sex Tips

So What's Up My Little Love Muffins ?

So I told you that this year I would give reviews on things. Last blog post I reviewed a tarot card reading. I mean, in the grand scheme of things, who really cares about a card reading when I could be talking about sex moves ?

Who wants to know about reading cards when you could learn about sex?

Need some help in the sack ?

Senorita's got your back !

Two people with expertise here. The first guy was kind of experimenting here, but the second guy traveled all the way to India and knows all of the right moves.

What if you want to spice things up and add another partner ? No problem !

Namaste !

9 comments:

mac said...

Well and good, dear lady. But, I don't think I want either Kennen Thompson or Jim Carrey to stimulate my Chakra.

Of course, "The Oil Rig" and "The Sneaky Baboon" are my faves ;-)

Riot Kitty said...

So of course I had to see this post based on the title...but I'm with Mac on this one. I can't think "sex" and "Jim Carrey" in the same day.

* Ashleigh * said...

The Oil Rig...aka Pile Driver!

Candice said...

Damn, and I was all ready to get educated.

Red Shoes said...

LOL @ Candace...

I liked the lumberjacks the best...

Have a great week, Senorita!!!

~shoesies~

Organic Meatbag said...

Well S, you know how much I like to thrust my pelvic area to and fro, so who couldn't use extra tips?

When one can add things such as the angry dragon, the Cincinnati bowtie, and the rusty trombone to their catalog, one can feel refreshed, revitalized, and it's good to feel armed...and I mean really ARMED with all kinds of good stuff...now, gotta work on that Alligator Fuckhouse...hahaha

BamaTrav said...

Well, I hope I don't need any but practice does make perfect ;)

Just telling it like it is said...

Know I have heard it all...I think last week a guy had a light bulb stuck in his anus...I saw it on CT...so far why did I become a nurse?

how to please your man in bed said...

This is the best tips I ever have. I think I can do it without any problem and my husband will going to be so surprised when I did this to him.