Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Fellatio Truth Movement

Hello My Little Hanging Chads,

So the California elections are coming up. For those of you that aren't painfully aware, California is in the shitter and has been for quite some time. The budget isn't balanced, imporant school programs continue to get cut ( our children aren't the brightest thanks to our school districts), prisons are overflowing, criminals are released earlier, and on top of that we are in a recession.

If were to have this guy in office and  if he put in as much effort into running the state as he does as getting a blowjob, the budget would be balanced, we'd have a surplus instead of a deficit, and the environment ? Clean as a fucking whistle. What oil spills ? What pollution ? Not to mention brighter students, and safer streets.

This guy is a crusader ! And you know what ? Whatever he says, he does ! The sad thing is that he probably does more than the current people in office.

P.S: California election day is June 8th. Make that vote count !

For those of you that want the t-shirt I was talking about yesterday look here.

Oh, and in case the screen in the video below is cut off, just click the video once or twice to enlarge it to a full screen.

15 comments:

Riot Kitty said...

LOL! But I have to say, with those bigotes, I don't know how he gets any bjs. Really, I couldn't get past it!

The nitty-gritty tales of a housewife said...

Goodluck on your state june 8th election & lol..@BJ..joke

mac said...

This is a good one!

I think anyone worried about the election isn't getting their dick sucked.

The ending reminded me of a really bad joke my Grandpa told me:
Why do women have foreheads? So there's some place to kiss them after you get a BJ.


I am sorry for the potty talk, but you started it ;-)




BTW, I could loan you chap-stick if ya wanted to do something someday...just saying is all.

mac said...

Oh hey, one more thing,

That was Grandpas joke. I'm a much more modern guy ;-)

But, I did notice that when Jon does a perverted character he puts on that cheesy mustache.
He is incredibly funny.

Fireblossom said...

Hey Mac, my grandmother told me this one:

Why do MEN have foreheads?

To keep the styrofoam peanuts between their ears from falling out.

JStar said...

This was serious with a touch of humor..,lol

MindyMom said...

Lol. NICE find!

Danielle said...

Wow, his gold chain was HAWT!!! :)

Candice said...

HAHA! Good one.

Don Juan Quixote said...

They polled 5000 men and asked them what they liked best about fellatio....2% liked the warmth, 3%enjoyed the sensation, and 95% loved the silence.

Sorry Ladies, couldn't resist...

Red Shoes said...

Hmm.... "Blow jobs and politics"... takes me back to the days of William Jefferson Clinton... ;o)

At least as far as we know... I bet the Geico Cavemen were getting blow jobs...

Politics... economics... this is the scariest of scary times...

Do as Senorita says... get out and vote... otherwise, you aren't allowed to bitch...

~shoes~

Loving Annie said...

ha-ha-ha-ha!!!! That was a good one. I'll actually vote for him because for once, someone isn't lying:)!

Ily said...

LOL - Is that video from "the maker of rapist glasses?" He looks familiar. :)

KrippledWarrior said...

33% of women swallow!
That's not enough. Give us names and addresses.

dadshouse said...

That is one sick and demented guy. Love it!