That every time I come across this image I think of MAC ? I just can't help it.
So I'm sorry my little loves, that I've been MIA for the week. I just haven't been feeling so inspired to write. Total writer's fart.
Anyway, work has been busy as usual. I made a little blunder on Friday. Fed Ex shipped us a big box of files, and it was my job to record and file everything because I am the newest office bitch. Well, I got stressed and without thinking, said "My office is a mess and I got a huuuuuuge package on my desk." The guy across from me busted up laughing real loud and by then I realized my mistake.
I also did not know the saying, "That's What She Said" aka TWSS. Apparently it's a phrase that's used to turn a normal phrase or conversation into something sexual. Now how could I not know this ????? Especially since perverting conversations is a special talent of mine since mommy and daddy stopped washing my mouth out with soap.
Example: Me and a group of friends were at a Mexican food restaurant and when the food arrived one of the girls exclaimed "There's too much meat in my taco!" TWSS.
See how that works ? If you want to inform yourself further, look here.
Anyway, my coworker has a TWSS bucket. Anytime someone says "That's What She Said" coinage is dropped in.
Anyways my little cupcakes, tomorrow is Mother's Day, so be good to your mom and call her. Mine is un Europe, so I guess any plans of talking are nixed.
Besitos and Happy Mothers Day to all you proud mommies out there !