That every time I come across this image I think of MAC ? I just can't help it.
So I'm sorry my little loves, that I've been MIA for the week. I just haven't been feeling so inspired to write. Total writer's fart.
Anyway, work has been busy as usual. I made a little blunder on Friday. Fed Ex shipped us a big box of files, and it was my job to record and file everything because I am the newest office bitch. Well, I got stressed and without thinking, said "My office is a mess and I got a huuuuuuge package on my desk." The guy across from me busted up laughing real loud and by then I realized my mistake.
I also did not know the saying, "That's What She Said" aka TWSS. Apparently it's a phrase that's used to turn a normal phrase or conversation into something sexual. Now how could I not know this ????? Especially since perverting conversations is a special talent of mine since mommy and daddy stopped washing my mouth out with soap.
Example: Me and a group of friends were at a Mexican food restaurant and when the food arrived one of the girls exclaimed "There's too much meat in my taco!" TWSS.
See how that works ? If you want to inform yourself further, look here.
Anyway, my coworker has a TWSS bucket. Anytime someone says "That's What She Said" coinage is dropped in.
Anyways my little cupcakes, tomorrow is Mother's Day, so be good to your mom and call her. Mine is un Europe, so I guess any plans of talking are nixed.
Besitos and Happy Mothers Day to all you proud mommies out there !
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TWSS...lol. Never knew myself...gurlsssssss!
*falls over laffin* Mac!!! Lmao. Somehow, I think he's gonna love that you posted that.
I have never thought those TWSS lines were really very clever, but I have to admit, the one about the taco made me laugh. There's also the "that's not what your gf said" line, a la Betty White in the commercial.
Every Mother's Day I have to search for a card that says something civil without resorting to laughably fictitious lies. Maybe they have one that says "Ur doin it wrong"??? I hope I have done better by my own child.
Aww, your thinking of me on Mother's Day :-)
That's awfully big of you ;-)
You're right. Most of the time we don't need much to turn a conversation into sexual innuendo.
Of course, it's all just a freudian slip on your part. You want me to have a box like that, right? You want to check it out, too! It's alright, I've thought about it checking you for lumps bumps and overall texture as well.
"There's too much meat in my taco!"
OMG thats priceless....
I hear lots of TWSS. It's occasionally funny, but mostly makes me roll my eyes. But it's funny about your co-workers coin collecting!
You're comments are greatly appreciated and deeply respected {TWSS}. I am in awe of your strength and courage, and in how you have accepted the challenge, finished your education, and moved up the ladder to the top. My favorite Bob Dylan Verse says
"May God bless and keep you always. May your wishes all come true. May you always do for others. And let others do for you. May you build a ladder to the stars. And climb on every rung. May you stay...
forever young."
I knew Mac would be happy to know that! lol
TWSS...I could fill up 10 buckets with those!
Thanks!
I make lots of those conversational error at my workplace too and I always hear about it!
TWSS is a new one to me. I didn't know they were supposed to be paid for. I've had a few of 'em without realizing it. (TWSS!) See what I mean.
Anyway, hope you had a pleasant Mother's Day.
Ha! I definitely see the similarity.
Mother day had been celebrated since march in Nigeria, so happy mothers day to all.Hope you call your mum.
I can't believe that you haven't heard of that! Girl, where have you been? :)
Hahaha... Im able to take things that most people say throughout the course of the day and turn it into something sexual... its funny to watch people really start to become so careful with what they are saying...
:oD
~shoes~
Great Picture!! What a hoot!
TWSS - learn something new all the time:-)
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