Hello My Little Turtle Doves !
Happy Sunday ! I have a lot to write today. First of all, my readers rock ! Thank you for all of the comments you left on my last blog, offering up your own experiences. It meant a lot. Sometimes it's easy to feel isolated, but we're really not alone.
Anyway, I have two little nuggets for you, my little feathery friends. The first one is my favortite Beavis and Butthead music video review which is filled with so much vulgarity, stupidity and ignorance all wrapped into one, that I couldn't help but laugh. At least I didn't laugh like them........... But Butthead is right, no one should get a chance to suck. Tell that to the music industry today.
The second is a personals ad given to my by one of my readers, Loving Annie. She found a personals ad on Yahoo from her former personal trainer. Here is what I've come up with.................. Enjoy !
"I'm a fitness professional and entrepreneur who is extremely dedicated to his profession and business. You won't be getting much time outta me. When I'm not engrossed with my business, I'm usually engrossed with my kids -- they are my lifeline and number one priority. My kids are important, but not as much as I wouild like you to think, more of my time is spent sculpting my abs at the gym in front of the mirror and doing some skirt chasing. But I do enjoy spending time with a quality woman who shares similar interests and lifestyle when I have some downtime. That sounds bad, but the reality is, I'm extremely busy. It's all about me, and when you need me to be there for you, I will run and hide behind my "business and children." I run a business 50-60 hours a week and I have 50% custody of my 2 daughters. I would be best with a similarly busy woman who is independent, and not in need of my constant attention. Basically a woman who will have sex with me and leave after. She shouldn't even like to cuddle afterwards.
I'm a very aesthetic and visual person. I am drawn to a woman initially by her looks and body. I'm very picky about looks and body, call it superficial, but that's just the way it is. Basically sweetheart, I am one shallow son-of-a-bitch and just said it in three different sentences. So if you are dumb enough to contact me, you deserve to get criticized. Blame it on my profession. It's the gym's fault. That's the first hurdle with me. If you clear that hurdle, then I can start to look at what's on the inside of you. I will never look at what's inside of you, because I'll always be standing in front of a mirror looking at me.
From me, you will not just get an aesthetically pleasing individual, but one that is going to keep it real with you. So not only am I a meathead, but I will also tell you that you look fat in those pants. I don't play games or cater to the drama. I will tell you what I think I have no filter. If I don't tell you what I'm thinking, and you're not sure what I'm thinking, then just ask. I will give you the truth You should never ask me anything, I have nothing nice to say. You may not like what the truth is, but you will nonetheless get it. If there is drama, I will leave, and you will probably never see me again. I've been hurt before I can't handle emotions. I will use any excuse in the book to bail on your ass. I do not partake in drama or want it brought into my life. The only drama we will partake in is mine I know how to cater to a woman (in all ways) I tell women I go down on them and call it catering, and I expect the same in return. I value independence in a woman, and if you're looking for a sponsor, I'm not the guy. I own my own business and call myself an entrepreneur, but expect to go dutch on dates.
That's just keeping it real..."
Miss Annie, if you get a chance, go ahead and forward this to him.