Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Twaddle

Hello There My Little Marshmallows,

I don't have any wisdom or insight for you today. Also, I am behind on reading your bloggies, but I will catch up. I don't always comment, but I do read.

So instead, I wanted to share some little nuggets and quotes that make me smile. We always have those quotes. Here are mine.

1.)I found this picture from my dad. I don't know why, but it made me laugh silly for 5 minutes. My dad has always been one to call bullshit, so this is definitely appropriate for him.


2.) As I left for the day at work, my boss decided to talk to me about people with wierd names.  He's from Texas and has an accent like G Dubbya. He told me that he once knew a guy named Hairy Nuts. Just hearing him say that with his accent made me lose it. Then he pulled out a flier for a machine tool company named Climax, which makes portable machine tools. Total "That's What She Said" moment. I couldn't help myself. I took that flyer and started making jokes. One of their quotes on the website is

" When success is non-negotiable, let Climax be your partner. We’ve been there."

 Oh yeah, we've all been there.

I took that flier like a kid takes candy from a candy store. He told me to take it and have fun.

Before I go to bed, some unnecessary quotes that make me smirk:

1.) "Shush girl, shut your lips ! Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips." 3OH!3

2.) "I'm the Mozart of huge balls." -- Jon Lajoie

3.) If I'm not back in five minutes........ just wait longer ! -- Ace Ventura

4.) If you want to have sex with a lot of girls, or if you're a girl, have sex with a lot of girls, you should buy a Jon Lajoie T-Shirt or hoodie. We guarantee that you will get laid or we'll keep your money!
                                                                                                  -- From Jon Lajoie's website

Nite nite my loves ! Besitos !

13 comments:

mac said...

I have to get one of those T-shirts!

PorkStar said...

hahahahahaha I went to that website to check it out myself. Wy out of all names they would call themseves climax? Not sure if their clients really take them seriously. Getting an email from them, like: JohnHolmes@climax.com Not sure I'd be too thrilled about it.

Also the T-shirts are a good idea. Must have one, obviously.

Pesto Sauce said...

I liked the last one. Please send across some of those Ts for me

Loving Annie said...

Great cat poster:)!

Can't believe the company called themselves that. Actually, it's smart. Now they are unforgettable - BWAHAHAHA

MsH said...

Thanks for the off humor to lighten the day! Sometimes we get caught up in stress and too much thinking and funnies are just the right remedy!

Danielle said...

hilarious!

Don Juan Quixote said...

You are very funny, Senorita...

I love your style...

Red Shoes said...

I remember this hot looking young lady coming into my office one afternoon... wanting to register for classes... we were putting a schedule together... and making small talk as we went along... I asked her where she worked... and she said (and I heard) Fore-Play Sports...

Damn near fell out of my chair... she actually said '4-Play Sports'... a great play on words...

Did I say she was hot?

~shoes~

Stacie's Madness said...

hahah love those "quotes"

Ophilia said...

"I have a mouthful of Skittles!
You wanna taste the Rainbow?"
ME

Ily said...

That Ace Ventura quote is funny...and my daughter and her friends would sing the 3OH!3 song all the time last year and when they got to the Helen Keller part I'd say, "Poor Helen Keller" and for some reason this cracked them up. They still talk about me when they hear that song and "Poor Helen Keller."

Cute kitty pic and caption, btw. I need to adopt another gato.

Riot Kitty said...

That picture is hilarious! My cats wouldn't sit still in that for a second, though.

The nitty-gritty tales of a housewife said...

lol...me likey the aristo-cat pix!