Hello There My Little Marshmallows,
I don't have any wisdom or insight for you today. Also, I am behind on reading your bloggies, but I will catch up. I don't always comment, but I do read.
So instead, I wanted to share some little nuggets and quotes that make me smile. We always have those quotes. Here are mine.
1.)I found this picture from my dad. I don't know why, but it made me laugh silly for 5 minutes. My dad has always been one to call bullshit, so this is definitely appropriate for him.
2.) As I left for the day at work, my boss decided to talk to me about people with wierd names. He's from Texas and has an accent like G Dubbya. He told me that he once knew a guy named Hairy Nuts. Just hearing him say that with his accent made me lose it. Then he pulled out a flier for a machine tool company named Climax, which makes portable machine tools. Total "That's What She Said" moment. I couldn't help myself. I took that flyer and started making jokes. One of their quotes on the website is
" When success is non-negotiable, let Climax be your partner. We’ve been there."
Oh yeah, we've all been there.
I took that flier like a kid takes candy from a candy store. He told me to take it and have fun.
Before I go to bed, some unnecessary quotes that make me smirk:
1.) "Shush girl, shut your lips ! Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips." 3OH!3
2.) "I'm the Mozart of huge balls." -- Jon Lajoie
3.) If I'm not back in five minutes........ just wait longer ! -- Ace Ventura
4.) If you want to have sex with a lot of girls, or if you're a girl, have sex with a lot of girls, you should buy a Jon Lajoie T-Shirt or hoodie. We guarantee that you will get laid or we'll keep your money!
-- From Jon Lajoie's website
Nite nite my loves ! Besitos !