Thursday, July 8, 2010

OMG....... You can't make this sh*t up !

Well Bonsoir my Little Macaroons..........

I was going to write a post about my feelings and about how I've been reflecting on my life lately, but you know what ? Fuck it, why talk about feelings when I can be "manslating" an ad from Craigslist ? I know, right ?

I swear, porn has effed a lot of people up. Apparently normal sex or even kinky sex doesn't cut it anymore for some, and they have to take it to very nasty level.

Here, enough talking and let me whip out this nugget so you can decide how fast this world is going to Hell in a handbasket:



Toilet Boy Awaiting His Demanding Mistress - 31




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Date: 2010-07-08, 10:12PM PDT



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While I understand Toilet Slavery as a form of humiliation or degradation for the man and I was totally humiliated while growing up, I more see it as a man giving to the woman the ultimate form of worship possible I will sell you any line imaginable so you will shit on my face. Imagine the thrill and exhilaration you'll I will feel to know that a man is willing to serve as your toilet, that he worships you so much to exalt you to such a powerful position. I was never good at giving compliments anyway. I'm actually quite a normal guy except that I am totally NOT. I will admit to being very kinky NASTY and somewhat TOTALLY perverted but in a good way. In a good way if your toilet is broken and my mouth just happens to be there......


If you've never done this type of play before and have been curious then you are in for something that you can't even talk to your girlfriends about, this is a "golden" opportunity for you to experience something unique (pun sort of intended). But if you are inexperienced, please at least have a very strong hunch that this is for you. It can get a bit "messy". Babe, just make sure you eat a big lunch before, I want you on a full tank........
I am eagerly awaiting  and I'd love to serve you as your toilet. P.S. the toilet handle is in my pants ;)
 
 
 
If any of you would like to have a chat with this lad, you can access his ad here.
 
 
 
That is all for now my loves.
 
No besitos for this evening, not after what I just wrote about. How about a hug instead ?

20 comments:

mac said...

He says he's never done this sort of thing before, then he goes on o explain to any newcomers that it tends to get messy.
Uhh yeah, I be it does !

I think I need to amend my "no rules" policy, 'cause this just is not gonna happen !

Holland said...

And he put that on Graigslist? LOL I hope not under the plumbing section...

Fireblossom said...

Okay, three things made me laugh out loud. The not good at giving compliments line, the toilet handle line, and Holland's comment. Mercy.

Danielle said...

WTF??? That is all I have on this.

Bev said...

ewwwwwwwwwww! so nasty!!!

MindyMom said...

I'm with Danielle - WTF? People are messed up!

Red Shoes said...

MANSLATIONS!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE these!!!!!

Damn... I need to create an ad for something like eHarmony... or Match.com.. and then send it to you... let you 'manslate'... and then post it... and see what happens!!!

LOLOL

Thank you for another ray of sunshine!!!!

~shoes~

KrippledWarrior said...

NFW!!! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! It's a sick world. And yes that's a judgment call. Mine...

Candace said...

OMG is right! You're a hoot. Thanks for posting - although rather disgusting, thanks for lightening up my mood a bit. Taking me from deep thoughts about the meaning of life (and death) to the kinky nature of some people. Redirecting my mind is a good thing, no matter what the subject matter. THANKS!

Ily said...

I'm disgusted...but you make it all better with your version of the truth! Love the toilet handle in the pants line. :D

Riot Kitty said...

I'd say "holy shit!" but somehow that just seems wrong. OMG! What the FUCK?!

Jimmy's Journal said...

I gave up on the perv about half way through but I noticed the hug request at the bottom so you got it, Totota.....HUG !

Jimmy

LL Cool Joe said...

It's the first time in a while I've been speechless. Actually this post makes me sad.

Just telling it like it is said...

Your so funny...OMG what are these women thinking? I have no idea...but you are very clever and make my life better reading your clever thoughts!

Mama Zen said...

Who says romance is dead?

Kerrie said...

I wonder how many replies he got?
I love the fact that he considers himself normal. I wonder what he considers strange?

Candice said...

That's some fucked up shit right there.

dadshouse said...

I don't get the whole toilet slave life style. but I just saw the Roman Polanski film "Bitter Moon", and star Peter Coyote has this big monologue moment where he describes a golden shower. It was enough to make me squirm.

Manslate that movie!

* Ashleigh * said...

Gross!!! He wants to pull a R-kelly and piss on a girl!??! NASTY!!

Memphis Steve said...

Er, what? So he wants to be some woman's toilet? Whatever for?