Thursday, July 29, 2010

More Sh*t My Old Man Sends Me

Hello There Kittens !

Meow !

So yesterday I drove by my friend's house to pick her up. I get there and can't park in the space in front of her house because someone parked there. Not only did the person park the car kinda crooked,  but it was park in the wrong direction of oncoming traffic. I was annoyed that of all the parking on the street, that person had to pick my friend's house.

So when she answered the door, I asked her if she had company ( to make sure the person parked there wasn't her guest) She said she didn't so I proceeded to loudly proclaim that some dipshit did a horrible job of parking in front of her house, and couldn't even park in the right direction. She then decided to tell me that it was her dad's car and he was in the other room.

Total fail. I then proceeded to thank her for having my back and warning me when I asked her if she had someone over.

I went over to her father and apologized and when he asked what for, I told him about the comment I made. Turns out he didn't hear it. Win for me.

Anywhore, enough about that..................

Time for pictures my dad sent for my amusement.

Total fat, hairy pussy.......


Thank God I didn't date this in high school. Would've been my dad's worst nightmare........



I don't know what dictionary this hospital consulted. Probably Urban Dictionary....



So that is all for now my little helpless furballs. I need to make my way around your blogs. Please know that I haven't forgotten, things have been a little hectic. But I will get around to it.

Besitos !

16 comments:

LL Cool Joe said...

The Goth guy looks cool. It's so called "normal" I have a problem with. :)

Have a great weekend!

Ily said...

Ha! It was her father's car! Ay Dios Mio, and you called him a dipshit! That's funny. :D

My father would've given the guy extra piercings (aiming for his heart) if I would've brought someone like that home, and my mother would've had a couple heart attacks.

The nitty-gritty tales of a housewife said...

lol...now see where you inherited your humour trait from!...

Jessica said...

Translation Fail, indeed! That OB/Gyn sign almost made me spit up my coffee.

Shadowdancer said...

I've figured out how to 'talk' with one of your boyfriends when you finally introduce me to him.

It will go something like this:

"Sandra tells me what a wonderful person you are! You know... I really believe her. There aren't that many men out there who are emotionally secure enough to date a post-op transsexual!"

This might also be fun to try on your brother if he brings a girlfriend home to meet the family.

H said...

I love the chinese translation for OB/Gyn, WOW that's funny

Danielle said...

Hope her pop moved his car and wasn't to mad at you! LOL

Riot Kitty said...

Your dad is hilarious!

Bev said...

Ha, way to out yourself to your friend's dad! LOL!

Have a great weekend, lovely lady!

RA said...

The goth guy is priceless! :D

* Ashleigh * said...

Lol that's awesome he didn't hear what you said, but so classic at the same time! I can just picture you saying it.

Text me your schedule so we can get together. I work Friday to the following Tuesday. It's been a long ass time since we've hung out!! I miss you!!

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Jenni said...

O-M-G at the "medical directory."

And your story was quite funny in itself. Sounds like something I would do.

Mama Zen said...

That goth picture is hilarious!

mac said...

The kid in the first picture is precisely why I haven't shaved my beard in 19 years. I'm afraid that face may not be the same one who grew the whiskers.

Jimmy's Journal said...

Too funny! Everytime I look at teens, yesteryear and present, I alway wonder how they make it to adulthood.

Having made that transition (sort of) myself, I know it's not easy, but some of these losers actually make it through life's gauntlet.

You lucked out on the "dipshit" remark. Great post!

Besito tambien!

Jimmy