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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Bad, Bad Blogger !

Hello My Little Roses,

So this is it for a while, I am busy as hell right now, just trying to get things in order at work and things at home packed for my trip. I am sorry, but I have and will be a bad bloggy friend for a while.

I leave on Wed, and will be back by the end of the month. I don't know how much access I will have, as I tend to be pretty old-school while traveling. There is no way that I am hauling a laptop around, just so I can worry about it getting stolen. In fact, I tend to travel like a pauper, and I am also covering all my guide books so I don't stand out like a sore thumb. I don't want the beggars and thieves to instantly spot me.

I don't know if I will have a phone, or how much internet access I will have. I hope as little as possible. Because that means if I am not on the internet or phone, I am out seeing sites, and that is what this trip is all about.

I just hope for a safe trip where I meet a lot of people. My firm has an office in Paris so I look forward to meeting my Parisian colleagues and bringing them American candy and crossword puzzles. I brought blow pops (minds out of the gutters) and jollyranchers. I don't like hard candy, so this is a no-brainer. If I were to bring chocolate, it would all be gone by the end of my flight.

And then after Paris, I am looking forward to meeting my global BFF Sergie in Amsterdam. One of the first things I want to do is visit Vondelpark aka "Fondle Park" and take pictures of my groping him under the park sign. I read that it is actually legal to bang the living shit out of someone make love in that park, but that it's illegal to let your dog off a leash. Hahahaha ! Gotta love the Dutch ! But there are stipulations...... apparently you can't smush next to the actual playground area, or during broad daylight. You would have to do it at night. I mean, now that I think about it, that's actually kinda creepy. But nothing different than what you would find in the San Francisco parks. It's just that here it's technically illegal.

Okay, that is all for now !

Love, hugs, French Kisses and NO Dutch ovens !

16 comments:

LL Cool Joe said...

Have a great trip!! I loved Holland, but wasn't keen on Paris.\

We'll miss you but look forward to hearing all about it when you return.

Fireblossom said...

Have a good trip!

Maybe you can do a manslation in French when you get back!

Frequent Traveler said...

Have an incredible time)
I am jealous - Paris in the fall should be marvelous! Do go to Notre Dame and Saint Chappelle -- and please if you have time make a trip to see Chartres Cathedral!

Candice said...

Have fun and be safe!

Big Mark 243 said...

The picture in the top left corner... dramatic!

Enjoy your trip and everyone will see you when you get back, I bet!! You are funny and one of the more engaging as well as interesting bloggers around!!

Be safe and don't get 'jumped' in that Dutch park!!

H said...

You will have a good time, just keep your expectations low.

PS I have a AT&T blackberry and it worked just fine in holland, france, switzerland and Germany, for accessing the web etc.

dadshouse said...

Have a super fun trip!!! Can't wait to see pics

Zsuzsi said...

Have a wonderful trip!!

Riot Kitty said...

Have a wonderful time!!

Red Shoes said...

Please have a GREAT trip... please be careful...

.. and take PLENTY of photos to share with all of us when you return!!!

Best wishes for a safe journey!!!

~shoesies~

Pesto Sauce said...

Make the most of darkness, its fun to do it hiding

Danielle said...

Have a great trip. Do all you can and then tell us everything!

Paul Nichols said...

You contributed to my blog comments and I just want you to know that I appreciate your correct use of English. Thank you.

Oh, and have a great time!!! Write soon.

Ileana said...

Enjoy it all the way...so to speak. ;) Have fun in the park, Chica, and all over France, too!

Can't wait to hear your stories when you get back!

Diva's Thoughts said...

Have a great vacation and take lots of pics so that we can live vicariously through you!

Just telling it like it is said...

OMG I am so happy for you!!!!!