Hello there, my lovelies................
Yes, I am immature and childish. I have a pottymouth, and twisted sense of humor. That is established. I could go on and blame my father for these traits, but I am a big girl now. So I accept responsibility for that. I am sure my old man would appreciate that. Love you, Dad !
With that said, I want to confess to some stuff I did today. I made reservations on my company's website using dirty names. Either that or I made reservations under my coworkers names and numbers. I know my old boss will have his panties in a twist over that. I remember his reaction when the guys at another branch did it to him. Priceless. So I think he will be expecting Mr. Long Dong when the branch first opens. Oh, did I mention that we recently had a guy named Mr. Will Swallow walk in my new branch ? You can never really tell anymore.
Due to the holidays, I have been eating a little more junk than normal. I have increased my ASSets, if ya know what I mean. And I wore a long, tight skirt to work today, so I am sure it was obvious. Anyways, my coworker and I had to drop off some vans at SJSU and then we waited to get picked up outside.
I was talking to my coworker, so my back was facing the street where there was a steady stream of cars passing by. So while my back was facing the street, my coworker decided to keep count of how many people stared at my ass as they drove by. Well, out off a stream of 10 cars, 9 stared. A couple of ppl honked. One barked, and a few drove around the corner to have another look. There were more cars, and many looked. My coworker told me that an old lady stared. That was come cheap entertainment to keep me occupied until our ride came.
On another note (if you're still reading) I scored a 95.7% on my huge work exam I took last week with about 330 questions. That exam took me 3 hrs to finish. My district manager gave me a $300 gift card to Target for temporarily moving out of my area as well as passing my exam.
Well, thats enough useless information for you to know about me for now. I shall update later.