Thursday, February 11, 2010

Vday is coming up !

Hello There My Little Smitten Kittens,

So, I want to thank those of you dear readers who have added yourselves to my blogroll. You know me love you long time ! Two more of you, and I will be up to the magical 69 ! Someone please help me get to that number !

So I found someone to go skydiving with me, God willing, weather permitting. My roommate agreed, and I think that this will be the thrill I need for 2010. We've both never been, so this should be interesting.

I got up early this morning to work out, and while I was stretching in front of the mirror, I saw my ass or shall I say, it's big reflection. I was like "damn, that is a big ass." Seriously, it crept up on me ever so slowly in the course of three years. It used to be something you could cup in your hands. Now it's a blob that I am trying to get control over. Holy cow. I sure felt like a cow. It could've been due to the pants that I wore, but you can't blame everything on the pants, now can you ? This is why I never EVER ask a man if I look fat in my pants.

Other than that, Valentines Day is coming up. Here's to hoping that this year will be my last year solo. I have never spent Valentines Day with a sweetheart. In my last relationship, my ex was traveling, but to be fair he did make it up to me later. It's just that I have always either been working in a restaurant serving others, traveling abroad, or simply single on that special day. I am hoping to hang out with some girlfriends and have a drink.

Many people say that they don't celebrate Valentines Day, or feel that it's just a day that advertisers take advantage of to peddle their goods. I see a lot of jadedness. I don't feel that way. I don't really feel that the pressure should be on either. Even though I'm single I still look forward to the day. When I worked in car rental sometimes I would get candy, or someone would walk in with a rose. I've always liked the day, even though Cupid has never shot me in the ass. I wish he would, as it could use some deflating.

Anyway, that is all for now my little helpless furballs. Muchos besitos !

14 comments:

Secretia said...

I blame my ass fat on the fact that most of the time I can'see it, like I can the rest of me, and it feels right most of the time. Ass fat is the sneakiest of all, it just grows quietly, like the lawn.

Secretia

Ms. Jenni [xo] said...

I have always loved Valentine's Day. The ex hated it - it was one of those "this is commercial BS" holidays to him [but so was Easter for that fact]. So it was like pulling teeth to get him to do anything romantic. Ugh.

I may actually have a date this year, which I'm excited about. =)

Organic Meatbag said...

Dear, you have the love of all of us, your readers, if that is any consolation at all... cupid is a little fucker anyway...we will keep following you on your way to the magic 69...hahaha!

The Pipster said...

Oh Senorita. You can be my valentine! And, remember, guys like curves so don't focus too much on your ass. -P

Kerrie said...

I am actually going out with my friend T for Valentines which should be fun.
As for your bum, you know it's a bit of a sore point due to my ferrets in a bag look. You told me yours looked like two hams in your jeans. Perhaps if we work hard perhaps we can get them down to a Spam fritter and a couple of hamsters.

Red Shoes said...

Here's hoping that I got you to # 69.... ;o)

I've spent way too many Valentine's Days alone... and another is looming... I will be out and OK... you should be as well!

~shoes~

Big Mark 243 said...

I wonder what makes a woman butt 'fat'... for real, not for play. I mean, I don't mind a little jiggle there. But hey, that 's me.

VD has always been jake by me... in or out of a relationship. It does serve as a bell weather of sorts and if someone I am with is into it, then so am I.

As far as being with someone on that day ... lately it hasn't felt as good as the ones spent on my lonely. Take from that what you will.

mac said...

Ain't nuthing wrong with a little junk in the trunk !

It might give you something to land on should that parachute fail ;-)

Just telling it like it is said...

Well I think you are very beautiful and 69 wouldn't be bad at all would it? I am proud of you...think of it like this...a small snow ball takes off down the mountain...it gains momentum and then it is a big daddy snow ball..

This is why goals are so important...one small feat jumping out of a plane...you be unstoppable! Trust me...

* Ashleigh * said...

I'm working on Vday as is Mike, and I couldn't be happier. I like Vday only for the reason it being my parent's wedding anniversary. Other than that, I'd take a guy being nice to me everyday than once a year, twice if you count birthdays.

Have fun skydiving - I have NO balls for that!

Ily said...

You made me laugh with the "cupid shot in the ass" part. I hope he shoots two arrows into you this year, one for each cheek! :)

Hope you and your girl friends have a great time this weekend!!

Tom Bailey said...

My ass is fat comments from a woman are tough to read I have dated women that are as low as a size 2 that say it. But I have heard women saying their butts are not too big that were REALLY big.

From my viewpoint the smaller the butt the bigger the pain they were in mine with the life drama that followed. The size zero women have had the most life issues going on... yeah they have a nice butt.... BUT! the cost always outweighed the benefits in my experience. There are so many other factors that I consider but women speak of it like it is the holy grail of some kind... women even get into butt comparison contests with other women... interesting topic.

Kindest regards,
Tom Bailey

Candice said...

Hey, big asses are in these days. Back that thing up and be proud!

Deine Mutter said...

Ah, heredity.....
Enjoy your beautiful looks, and nothing wrong trying to look even better!

You look perfect to me....