Thursday, February 25, 2010

And Seven More, Because I am a Blog Whore...........

Hello There My Little Whining Puppies,

So........... I went to my Make Senorita Cry Like a little Bitch class this morning. I spotted Mr. I Birthed A Whale from yesterday's post, walking by our studio with a latte in his hand. He walked right by and did not go in. I smiled and said hello and he smiled back and said hello. It almost seemd that there was a mutual understanding between us. He would not do situps with his legs in the air and moan like cow about to give birth, and I would not laugh.

Anywho, enough chitchat. Let's get down to business. One of my favorite new followers The Pipster nominated me for an award, the Kreative Blog Award, which I proudly displayed on the sidebar. This was the second time I was nominated for this award. So instead of quietly and graciously accepting the award, I am going to proudly talk about it. The terms of accepting this award are to tell you all 7 things about Yours Truly and nominate seven more of you little helpless furballs for this award.

Here are my 7 things...........

1.) I have a birthmark on my right asscheck. Now I can be properly identified. You're welcome :)

2.) I love to light matches for no reason. I could go through boxes without much thought.

3.) Some disgusting things I love the smell of:
     - Gasoline
     - Freshly lit cigarettes
     - Uhu glue
     - White out
     - Sharpie pens
     -Freshly stricken matches

NO, I do not sniff for recreation..............

4.) I can belch like a grown man. Do not cross me, because I will outbelch you. Just ask my parents and my friends. But, I wouldn't do it in front of a man I find attractive. When out with a man, I turn into a lady.

5.) Growing up, I was into Tae Kwon Do for about 15 years. I never really liked it, and thus moved on to bellydance as soon as the parentals had no more say. But I did get a hell of a workout and a bunch of ass kickings over the years. I do know how to properly fall.  My mom still does it, and can probably kick your ass and maybe even your mother's ass.

6.) Up until high school, I used to talk with a lisp. I totally got teased for it. Hell, I would have laughed at me. The fat kid used to compare me to Sylvester the Cat and tease me in front of the class. Until I reminded him that he was a tub of lard and should probably shut up. He did.

7.) I can do a damn fine job of immitating a cat hacking up a hairball.

Wow, I feel so vulnerable and open. So raw and beautiful. So let's group hug shall we ???

Oh and now for the nominations.............

1.) Tom Bailey
2.) Red Shoes
3.) mac
4.) Jimmy
5.) Choleesa
6.) Mike
7.)Paul Nichols

You know the rules. Basically, you tell us all 7 things about yourself, and nominate 7 bloggers for this award.

Please know that if I left you out, it was not intentional. You are all Kreativ Blog winners in my book.

Love, hugs, kisses, and blog awards,

Senorita

17 comments:

The Pipster said...

Fabulous! Your (not a stalker) little whining puppy -Pippi

That One Mom said...

I heart the smell of Sharpies... I also love the smell of freshly laid asphalt. Weird, I know.

MindyMom said...

Glad to know you are not a huffer/sniffer/whatever.

I think all girls can really let a burp out when they want to. I do have four daughters and know this as fact. Plus one of them, at the age of 3, would very proudly burp the alphabet for anyone who would listen. You can't imagine the looks I got from people for that one. Awesome!

* Ashleigh * said...

Me gusta the smell of gasolina too!

Ily said...

I think I'm going to nominate you for this award myself...just so you keep posting!

I love your list...especially the smells. Sharpies are the best, aren't they??

Senorita said...

Mindy,

It's a good thing I don't live close to you. I would not only listen to your youngest belch, I would also encourage her.

BamaTrav said...

I think I like the birthmark thing. :))

Big Mark 243 said...

You do come up with some of the most special stuff to share... and the one about your Mom and Tae Kwon Do was rich!!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

What a great list of things! And funny, too....I think my favorite is "I can belch like a man"....LOL!
Ily gave me this award and I am getting ready to post my seven things. soon...!

All the things you love to smell---make me sick. Literally. Breathing those fumes is the worst thing I can do for my lungs with the problems I have.....

Choleesa said...

I love all those smells too.
Thanks for the award!!!

Darrin.. said...

I'm with ya on the lit matches, but then again.. I'm a borderline pyro! I love freshly fired caps, fireworks, bonfires, you name it!!

Darrin.. said...

Also.. there's a Reggaeton song about loving gasoline by Daddy Yankee. The chorus lyrics go..

"A ella le gusta la gasolina (dame mas gasolina)...

Como le encanta la gasolina (dame mas gasolina)"

I think you've got a new theme song! LOL!

mac said...

Awww, gee thanks :-)

I taught TKD for a few years. I know lots of women who can kick my butt...and a few girls, too ;-)

Secretia said...

15 years of Tae Kwon Do, that is impressive. not a Senorita to be messed with...

Secretia

Danielle said...

All good to know! :)

Red Shoes said...

Thank you SO much... I am so honored!!! I love your writing so much... and to have you pick me is... I don't know!!

I love the smell of freshly mown grass... and spring thunderstorms...

Thank you again...

~shoes~

Anonymous said...

nice post. thanks.