And Seven More, Because I am a Blog Whore...........

Hello There My Little Whining Puppies,

So........... I went to my Make Senorita Cry Like a little Bitch class this morning. I spotted Mr. I Birthed A Whale from yesterday's post, walking by our studio with a latte in his hand. He walked right by and did not go in. I smiled and said hello and he smiled back and said hello. It almost seemd that there was a mutual understanding between us. He would not do situps with his legs in the air and moan like cow about to give birth, and I would not laugh.

Anywho, enough chitchat. Let's get down to business. One of my favorite new followers The Pipster nominated me for an award, the Kreative Blog Award, which I proudly displayed on the sidebar. This was the second time I was nominated for this award. So instead of quietly and graciously accepting the award, I am going to proudly talk about it. The terms of accepting this award are to tell you all 7 things about Yours Truly and nominate seven more of you little helpless furballs for this award.

Here are my 7 things...........

1.) I have a birthmark on my right asscheck. Now I can be properly identified. You're welcome :)

2.) I love to light matches for no reason. I could go through boxes without much thought.

3.) Some disgusting things I love the smell of:
     - Gasoline
     - Freshly lit cigarettes
     - Uhu glue
     - White out
     - Sharpie pens
     -Freshly stricken matches

NO, I do not sniff for recreation..............

4.) I can belch like a grown man. Do not cross me, because I will outbelch you. Just ask my parents and my friends. But, I wouldn't do it in front of a man I find attractive. When out with a man, I turn into a lady.

5.) Growing up, I was into Tae Kwon Do for about 15 years. I never really liked it, and thus moved on to bellydance as soon as the parentals had no more say. But I did get a hell of a workout and a bunch of ass kickings over the years. I do know how to properly fall.  My mom still does it, and can probably kick your ass and maybe even your mother's ass.

6.) Up until high school, I used to talk with a lisp. I totally got teased for it. Hell, I would have laughed at me. The fat kid used to compare me to Sylvester the Cat and tease me in front of the class. Until I reminded him that he was a tub of lard and should probably shut up. He did.

7.) I can do a damn fine job of immitating a cat hacking up a hairball.

Wow, I feel so vulnerable and open. So raw and beautiful. So let's group hug shall we ???

Oh and now for the nominations.............

1.) Tom Bailey
2.) Red Shoes
3.) mac
4.) Jimmy
5.) Choleesa
6.) Mike
7.)Paul Nichols

You know the rules. Basically, you tell us all 7 things about yourself, and nominate 7 bloggers for this award.

Please know that if I left you out, it was not intentional. You are all Kreativ Blog winners in my book.

Love, hugs, kisses, and blog awards,

Senorita