Tuesday, December 22, 2009

I'm not humping on Hump Day

Hello My Little Blueberry Muffins,

So today is Hump Day, and normally I am here touting some hot piece of man that makes us ladies all hot and bothered. But you know what ? I don't know if there are any other male celebs that I really lust over. Or at least nothing comes to mind right now. And I don't want to alienate my ladies, so here............



Feast your eyes on that ! Is he good looking ? Yeah, but I just never really fantasized about him but I know of a couple of readers that do, and this is for you ! And what is it with these underwear ads where the bulge looks all smoothed out ? No man's junk folds like that unless you are sticking a sock in there or something for assistance, which would then be kinda cheating, no ?

But then again, I can't say anything because women are guilty of enhancing their boobage and hair ALL THE TIME. Luckily I can say that God blessed me with plenty of both so I don't have to do that. But I guess we all do what we have to, to sell underwear or attract the opposite sex.

Well my tasty little breakfasts, that is all for now. I have a lot on my plate right now, and am kinda stressed out, so I will keep this short for now.

I wish you all a happy holiday season. I celebrate Chrismas, so Merry Christmas ! If you don't, then Merry Happy Whatever it is you celebrate.

Kisses under the Mistletoe !




14 comments:

* Ashleigh * said...

David Beckham is HOOOOOOOOOTTTT!! Merry Christmas indeed ;)

Winivere said...

I can't lust over that one, not even at his underwear. He needs better underwear and a better package. OMG did I say that? LOL

Secretia said...

Have a lusty Merry Christmas too!

Secretia

Ily said...

Not bad, but now that you mention it, what is UP with that package??

Merry Christmas, Mi'ja! :) Enjoy the rest of the season!!

Shelly Rayedeane said...

I think that is one of the best pictures that was ever taken of him.

The title, however, cracked me up. Lol.

Have a Merry Christmas.

Danielle said...

He is Hot. Too bad his wife has gone to pot!

Shadowdancer said...

I think I just threw up a little bit into my mouth.

PorkStar said...

He has a very small package.

Just saying.

I just barfed my breakfast...

Paul Nichols said...

He's wearing an athletic cup. Baseball catchers invented 'em. They're uncomfortable out in the field, which is why you see the fielders "scratching" all the time. They're adjusting. All football players use 'em. Bleeve me, they can be a big help. They fit inside a jock strap.

Oh, and catalog models use 'em to...uh...smooth things out.

Liam said...

Just to let you in on some of our secrets. He is wearing a jock strap. All jock straps have a protective cup that makes your privates look the same they all make it look big. It's because of the safety padding.

Merry Christmas.

Jimmy's Journal said...

Merry Christmas love !

Jimmy

Indigo said...

Aha ...what do we have here then? Mr. David Beckham ... nice bit of tottie.. He has many tattoos you know, he like's the pain apparently so he keeps having them ... he stole my idea. that's why I have 7 tattoos myself.. his wife is not the best but I guess he loves her.....

Indigo said...

Liam ~ I can vouch for the fact that he is not wearing any cup in his underwear, he is just well endowed... take it from the one who knows...

LYN said...

HE IS JUST SEX ON LEGS!! MMMMMMMMMMMM....