Hello There My Little Snozzleberries,
I was in San Francisco yesterday with my friends Ashleigh and Porkstar. We had a blast. We had a lot of fun in the city and we walked soooooo much.
Although we were polite to shopkeepers and cab drivers and tipped the waitstaff, we were obnoxious as tourists. We were loud and vulgar. Mommy would be so proud. Well, not really, but my dad would be.
When I am out alone I tend to be polite and quiet and keep to myself. When you throw in Ashleigh, I am loud and act like an ass to get a laugh out of her. I've embarrassed her on her birthday before.
And when you add Porkstar on top of that ? Well, any self control I thought I had, goes right out of the window.
Some of the stunts we pulled............
1.) Molesting three huge Christmas balls in the Financial District and taking pictures. No, I won't post them here.
2.) Porkstar is Colombian and has a thick accent. He asked if we could take a boat for a tour. I loudly asked why he would want to do that since he spent all that time coming over here on a boat ? The shocked looks from others in the crowd alone was worth it.
3.) Constantly running behind Ashleigh and Porkstar to spank them in public. It got to the point that Ashleigh would get scared everytime she heard my footsteps behind her.
4.) I burped loudly and tried to blame it on Porkstar.
5.) My favorite is when we were on the escalator. I was hugging Ashleigh from behind, and Porkstar was hugging me from behind. While we were doing this on the escalator going down to the Bart station I loudly proclaimed " BFFs coming through" !
6.) There were more, but I am not telling, not even what I did at Ghiradelli Square...............
Why am I sad ? Ashleigh had to work today and I just dropped off Porkstar at the airport. I'm gonna miss him :(
Basically, I will write more later but we did walk across the Golden Gate Bridge and we got some beautiful pictures out of it. We got up there just after sunset and walked across at night.
The day couldn't have been more perfect. The sun was out, we got beautiful pictures, spent a lot of time on the bridge and ate at Joes Crab Shack. Man that was good. Expensive, but worth it.
I can't complain. The weekend was a lot of fun.
More pictures and stories to come later. I also have a lot of other stuff in the mean time.
That is all for now........
Love, hugs, kisses and bridges,