Thursday, December 3, 2009

Room For Rent: Kink and Utilities Included

Hello There My Little Furry Handcuffs,

So I was perusing the housing section on Craigslist for rooms for rent and I gotta say that there are some interesting ads out there. The one I copied below definitely takes the cake. I have never seen anything like it.

As of now, the ad is still running, so these butch dykes (their words, not mine) haven't found their vanilla one the outside-freaky deaky woman on the inside yet. Are you a female ? Do you live in the SF Bay Area ? Are you a lady in public and a freak in private ? Do you like other women and can you take a beating ? Well, then you are in luck !

Here is the link to the real ad. Reply to this ad and see what you get. And then report back to me...........


http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/roo/1490960219.html


TITLE: kink friendly household seeks roommate


Yep, thought that would catch your eye. We are: butch dyke women living in a 4-plex in sunnyvale. the down stairs neighbors are Korean and have no clue. The house is in a nice quiet neighborhood, chimney smoke and kids leaving their toys on the lawn next door and off street parking and all that. we are also kinky, though something important to us is to keep everything related to kink for the home (or the dungeon, we are regulars at the locals). We tend to try to not bother the vanilla outside world. I am owned and collared to the women who owns the property and who will in a few months live next door with her other lover. I am a switch, although Im not necessarily looking for a live-in house slave or anything, that might be a bit awkward but really, who knows.. what I am looking for is a genuinely nice person who is kinky or kink friendly (who won't call the cops if s/he happens to hear someone being beaten soundly in the next room...it is always consensual). I just moved in a few days ago and the second bedroom is available immediately. bedroom is painted white and is carpeted with slate blue commercial grade carpet. rest of the house has hardwood floors, and we have a kind of enormous living room. kitchen is cozy. baking/cooking is a hobby of mine and the kitchen is definitely adequate. I have two medium sided dogs who are furry. you gotta be ok with dog hair. I do my best to keep it at bay but with an australian shepherd, it kinda goes places sometimes. I also have a parrot who is super cool and talks though she can occasionally be loud. unfortunately, this is the limit on animals. possibly a rat or something in an aquarium might be considered, but no snakes or spiders. pet animals are not part of kink ever. price for rent includes water and garbage pick up, though we have to split electric and gas bill. gas costs almost nothing though cause we don't use it. male or female acceptable though if you send me a naked pic of yourself I swear, I will delete you automatically. if you are a het male looking for a mistress, probably not going to work out either. if you are a passable vanilla looking person who has a wild naughty streak but who can hold down a regular job and pass a credit check and who likes dogs as pets, this may be just what you are looking for. lease is month to month at least for a while til we see how you'll work out.

14 comments:

* Ashleigh * said...

Pass a credit check?? What is he/she looking to find - what kinky sex shops I frequent?!?!

Kerrie said...

Loving the new picture.
Great add I am worried I may fit the criteria...

JStar said...

I LOVE the new pic :) and Kerrie, I fit that criteria too lol...

But that is the CRAZIEST add I have seen to date...Once I was going to do the room mate thing and the guy mentioned casual sex and bragged about how big he is lol...Never called him back ha ha

Liam said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...Ashleigh kills me. She's right. Credit check? You know they probably got a million responses.

Big Mark 243 said...

I like your new picture.

For some reason, the scene where they 'bring out the Gimp' in 'Pulp Fiction' came to mind reading this ad!

Stacie's Madness said...

for the love of pete.

Tom Bailey said...

I think some of these ads are run for the sole purpose of collecting emails and are not genuine ads.

I like your new picture.

Kindest regards,
Tom Bailey

Deine Mutter said...

I like your new "room-lation." Although, not much translating was needed for this.....

you have yourself a great day!

Bussi Bussi

Bev said...

What a crazy ad! I love how they specify that pets are NOT included in their kink EVER. *phew!*

Jimmy's Journal said...

Love the sexy new picture. Woo hoo!

Jimmy

Loving Annie said...

The new picture is outstanding, SenoritA - WOW !

That ad is scary. Creepy. Icky. Uck. Bad news. Too much S&M to feel at ALL safe around.

mac said...

Yeah, nice to know that no animals will be harmed in this arrangement.

dadshouse said...

Are you supposed to wear a collar to the credit check interview?

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