Okay, so I am just gonna randomly say what I wanna say. I was out shopping yesterday and here are some observations.................
1.) I bought underwear that "won't ride up". Hahaha ! You know why they won't ride up ? Because they are granny panties ! That's why ! They cup your cheeks and unflatter your ass. They also give you horrid panty lines.
But I bought then anyway, because I am tired of my underwear riding up the crack of my ass on the treadmill or while I am kicking or doing situps. I am also tired of finding that perfect moment to take care of the wedgy. So annoying.
2.) I was looking for cute tops at the mall yesterday to highlight all the hard work I've been doing. Highlight my waistline and "push up the girls."
I walked away in total disappointment. Soooooo many shirts and tank tops on sale that don't stop at the waistline. They go down to your hips or knees. Below is an example.
You know what this is good for ? Women who have "muffin tops" and want to conceal them. Or for women that don't want to show off their figure. I wonder if men are on to this little secret.
Or how about this ..............................
It's cute on her, because she is tall and skinny, and it's supposed to kind of drape over the body. Also, she doesn't have that much boobage going on and can wear an open shirt like that. I see stores loaded with shirts like this. This does not flatter me because 1.) I am short and curvy and don't want to wear a shirt like a dress where it just bunches up around the arc of my ass and
2.) I have huge tatas and this would never fly. It would look like I am trying too hard.
3.) What is up with all the "Ed Hardy" designs going on in the shirts out there ? I am not into that.
I have noticed that the fashions from the eighties are in full swing. I was a child during the eighties. I hated it then, and I still hate it now. No offense to those of you that want to relive the eighties. Bring back the nineties, or fashions from even four years ago. Senorita no likey.
So basically, no cute top for me at the mall. But I am not giving up. I usually have better success at shops for Latinas, so that will be my next stop.
My next rant is about bras. God "blessed" me, but the bra manufacturing industry is made up of angry, jealous bitches because bras for us girls make us look like we're nursing. WTF is up with that ?????
Bra shopping sucks hairy, smelly balls for me because a) they try to sell me a nursing bra b.) The straps are way too big, and I always have to adjust them. No love, I tell you, no love.
Okay, so I feel better for venting now. Time to go work out.