Sunday, April 25, 2010

I met my Favorite Comedian !


So tonite I hung out with my Mama Cita Ashleigh. We ate dinner at a Spanish restaurant and then had dessert. We were talking about my favorite Internet Comedian Jon Lajoie and how I've been to his show before and loved it. I've been walking by the comedy club near my place, hoping he would be on the schedule lately, but no dice.

And wouldn't you know it as we were walking by after dinner, he was there, and we arrived just in time for the show.  What were the odds of that ? That man is so incredibly vulgar, but that's okay because Ashleigh and I are dirty birds and proud of it too. We sang along to his vulgar songs. I know all the words and danced along to his vulgar pelvic thrusts.

After the show we met him in the lobby, and I was a totally star-struck fan. He threw a paper plane during his show, and we caught it. I told him I saw him when he was here in town last ( I rescheduled a midterm for that), I love his vulgarity, and he signed my paper airplane. I then got a picture with him and a hug. It took a lot of restraint to not kiss him on the cheek, but I made it. I would've made out with him if he let me, but I was trying to be a respectful star-struck fan.

So he didn't keep his eyes open in the picture, but it's okay. At least you know that I met him and I have proof!

Here is the song we were singing and dancing along to in the crowd. He actually came out in that costume and gyrated during the song. The show was worth it for that last performance alone. I can't believe I know the lyrics to this.

Remember.......... Women are only good for three things...... Cooking, cleaning and Vaginas !



17 comments:

The nitty-gritty tales of a housewife said...

LMAO. You are one bad mama's gal! S-E-N-O-R-I-T-A!

mac said...

He is funny!

I like Everyday normal guy. The one you have here is OK. But, I'm not a dirty person, like you ;-)

Big Mark 243 said...

He is hilarious... and you have taken another wonderful picture.

Tell Ashleigh I said 'hullo'!!

the eternal list said...

speaking of this, i need to start laughing again soon or i'll die of sadness

Bossy Betty said...

He was probably dreaming of being with you forever--that's why his eyes were closed!

KrippledWarrior said...

Congrats on meeting your comedian. Mine is Rodney Dangerfield...

Mike said...

Very cool.

Just telling it like it is said...

That is funny! can I say that you take the best pictures!!

Ily said...

You look great in the photo...him, not so much...but he sounds hilarious! That video is so wrong, but funny!

Glad you got the hug and an autographed airplane. :)

Candice said...

He's funny. Not quite as funny as my girl Chelsea, but that's okay. ;)

* Ashleigh * said...

It was such a fun night - what were the odds we were to see him?!?!

Thank you so much again :) <3 ya!

Organic Meatbag said...

I would be star struck if I met YOU, Senorita :)

Danielle said...

I must live under a rock! :)

dadshouse said...

You didn't go have sex with him? What kind of a woman are you? You are good for nothing!!!!!!

Hahahahaha :-)

That song is funny

The Pipster said...

Hi Senorita! I am sorry I have not stopped by lately. Work has gotten to me. I am glad you are a dirty bird. I am too :)

Realliveman said...

WOW!!! You are a spicy one! LOL

BamaTrav said...

bye for now.