I met my Favorite Comedian !

So tonite I hung out with my Mama Cita Ashleigh. We ate dinner at a Spanish restaurant and then had dessert. We were talking about my favorite Internet Comedian Jon Lajoie and how I've been to his show before and loved it. I've been walking by the comedy club near my place, hoping he would be on the schedule lately, but no dice.

And wouldn't you know it as we were walking by after dinner, he was there, and we arrived just in time for the show.  What were the odds of that ? That man is so incredibly vulgar, but that's okay because Ashleigh and I are dirty birds and proud of it too. We sang along to his vulgar songs. I know all the words and danced along to his vulgar pelvic thrusts.

After the show we met him in the lobby, and I was a totally star-struck fan. He threw a paper plane during his show, and we caught it. I told him I saw him when he was here in town last ( I rescheduled a midterm for that), I love his vulgarity, and he signed my paper airplane. I then got a picture with him and a hug. It took a lot of restraint to not kiss him on the cheek, but I made it. I would've made out with him if he let me, but I was trying to be a respectful star-struck fan.

So he didn't keep his eyes open in the picture, but it's okay. At least you know that I met him and I have proof!

Here is the song we were singing and dancing along to in the crowd. He actually came out in that costume and gyrated during the song. The show was worth it for that last performance alone. I can't believe I know the lyrics to this.

Remember.......... Women are only good for three things...... Cooking, cleaning and Vaginas !